What do men dream about?

[LaurenG]

(sorry LynneSin) I haven't posted a thread in months and I can't get anyone to talk to me today so I had to get bold.

I think men dream about women mostly but maybe they dream about slaying monsters and work too.:shrug:

[Allenberg]

1. Just the other night I had a dream about

being in a crematorium on an American military base in Germany where cremations were done in giant roasters with vegtables and such. Also, when I went out side I was greeted by a marching band that played the Navy hymn "Eternal Father." I then got drunk and got a back tattoo. I woke up shortly after completely baffled. :shrug:

[LaurenG]

15. That is a scarier than hell dream

When I was a kid I used to have a recurring dream about Nazi's shooting me. I'd try to dive under stuff but they always got me in the back. I hated that dream.

[Fox Mulder]

2. I had this dream the other night...

that I was a werewolf running amok in Europe in the 1600s...it was really strange...

I very rarely dream about women. My dreams have more of a macabre theme. :scared:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

16. Me too.

A lot of my dreams are straight fucked up.

[LaurenG]

17. Really, your dreamed you were a werewolf?

Did you ever bite anyone in it?

[Fox Mulder]

20. I bit (I think) hundreds of people.

I was on a rampage.

Creepy...I don't know what my subconscious was trying to tell me. :shrug:

[LaurenG]

27. Frustrated with the way things are

and trying to get rid of the feelings? I don't know. :hug:

[Fox Mulder]

28. Could be...

I'm pretty much frustrated with my whole crappy life.

Makes sense. :shrug:

[Robeson]

3. Hey OhioBlues! I love your posts!....

..especially in the Veggie Group!...:bounce: You really shouldn't be hanging around with these delinquents in the Lounge. They'll only have a negative influence on you....;-)

[LaurenG]

8. Well I can't help myself

I ususally get a few really good (perverted) laughs a day out of this place. I probably read more than I write so I think I'm part of the group and don't realize I haven't posted a thing so no one knows me. Thank you for your kind words both here and in the veggie group. :loveya:

[Crazy Dave]

4. I dream about....

...the ladies on the "Spanish Channel" :9

[LaurenG]

43. Good job

I firmly believe we should all get what we want, even if in a dream.

[BikeWriter]

5. T&A, what else?

[LaurenG]

13. Yeah

Trucks and autos ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Well, the other night MrG and I went to bed and he fell asleep before

I did. His legs started twitching, and his stomach was all jittery and he was breathing really hard. So I woke him up and asked him if he was having a bad dream. He was dreaming that ghosts were chasing him. I thought that was the cutest little 6 year old type thing to dream about. :)

[Fox Mulder]

7. I dream that too sometimes...

it scares the hell out of me!

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. MrG was quite shaken and when I woke him, he was all goose pimply.

He frequently has sci-fi/paranormal type dreams.

[Fox Mulder]

22. So do I.

Go figure. :silly:

:P

[LaurenG]

9. My husband does that too

He always thought it was unique to him, I'll have to tell him Mr G. and Fox both dream scary ghost stuff too.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. It was like watching our puppy girl Jessie when she sleeps.

I swear he was about to run! :hi:

[Benfea]

12. I don't remember my dreams

The few times I did remember a dream, it's usually something really strange.

When I was 5 I had a really bizarre nightmare. The nightmare was purely conceptual: there were no images, no sounds, only thoughts. The nightmare was very simple: I was trying to comprehend the vastness of infinity. I woke up in a cold sweat and had trouble falling back asleep.

A dream I remembered from my teens involved inventing a whole ecosystem, and a culture that went along with the sentient species of that ecosystem.

I'm a really messed up dude.

[LaurenG]

18. You sound fine to me

Since you have such cool dreams about really "big" stuff do you think you can figure out a way to clean up this ecosystem?:hi:

[Benfea]

33. That's easy. Just kill around 75% of all humans.

If you want a solution that doesn't involve something so grotesquely immoral, then I'm stumped.

[LaurenG]

41. We are both stumped then

:hi:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

14. I almost never dream about women.

Definitely closer to monster slaying, but not really that either.

[LaurenG]

21. I think it's interesting that

alot of men dream about scary stuff. I'll save this thread for my husband he dreams about this type of thing as well as "dark" beings" always following him.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. It's because you women terrify us!!

:evilgrin: :loveya: Just kidding!! :hide: :yoiks:

[swag]

19. Last night? Electric Sheep.

[LaurenG]

23. ?

like neon sheep? :shrug:

[billyskank]

25. He means he's a robot.

As in "Do robots dream of electric sheep?"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

32. Gotta love Philip K. Dick.

[billyskank]

24. I dream about everything and anything

and only rarely about women. When I do, I tend to wake up hot and bothered.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Go figure.

:hi: :hug: MrG rarely dreams about women as well...at least, that's what he tells me. :)

[billyskank]

35. If he's anything like me

If he is particularly affectionate when he wakes up, that's a good indication. ;)

:hug: :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. And I'm okay with that as long as it isn't 3 in the morning as it sometime

is. ;)

One of his "tricks" when I try to wake him up for work is to cuddle up to me, put his arms around me, his face in my hair and say,"Isn't this nice...?" which is meant to get me all content so I'll stop bugging him to get up or be late. :)

[LaurenG]

31. lol

you are so dear, I wish I could have hooked you up with my 24 year old niece, currently in Edinburgh attending classes.

[billyskank]

36. What's stopping you?

;)

[LaurenG]

39. I guess the fact

that I never asked either of you if it was OK to do. :hi:

[flaminbats]

42. at least I'm not the only who woke up spooked this morning...

;) actually living in Edinburgh one summer gave me some really strange dreams of seeing the midnight sun.

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

26. On the rare occasion that I actually recall dreaming...

... I dream of one of two things:

flying... either something hot and aerobatic, like an FA-18, or something fantastically futuristic like an SR-71 Blackbird, or a Colonial Viper or X-Wing or something similar, or...

having to orally please a redheaded Amazon (at least, 6'3") dressed only in leather and thigh-high boots with 6" stiletto heels...

Pretty basic and almost stereotypically male, yes? ;-)

[LaurenG]

37. I have dreamed of flying

but I never have a plane and I have never dreamed of the other but I did dream about my best friend sort of like that once. :shrug:

[chemenger]

34. Last night I dreamed that I was driving

down a road and had to swerve around a large snake that had gotten run over and was flopping around on the road. The next thing I know the snake is slithering up on my leg. Woke up with quite a start.

Some other dreams I remember:

Trying to escape from some very large spiders and being a member of a team (armed with shotguns) trying to find a very dangerous somebody in a row of abandoned buildings.

I wish I dreamed more about women but being 54 I think those dreams are behind me.

[Fox Mulder]

40. Did the snake come from a plane?

;)

[taterguy]

44. last night's dream

The details are sketchy. I was going on a canoe trip. The weather was iffy. I remember someone else was going on the trip but I don't remember who it was. I remember saying it was a good thing someone else would be there in case I got in trouble, but also that the other person would bring out my competitive streak and might make me take unnecesary risks. I woke up before we got to the river.

Anyone who wants to know about my sordid dreams is welcome to PM me so the thread doesn't get locked.