Buying a Lapdance - advice

[XNASA]

:patriot:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. adding additional RAM will void your warranty

[XNASA]

4. Even Soft RAM?

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. flacid RAM is always a problem

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. There is no sex in the Champagne Room.

[XNASA]

8. You say that about everything.

[LSK]

3. try before you buy

:P

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Make sure you get adequate antivirus protection

[XNASA]

9. Intrusion Prevention is the key.

[Lochloosa]

7. Protection...always use protection

Download a good virus software.

[Ohio Joe]

10. The most important rule

They can touch all they want but be sure to keep your hands away or very big guys escort you out.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

11. FireWire

It's not just a means for data transfer.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. Make sure there are adequate cooling options.

Tongue can work just fine. :-)

[DS1]

13. If you run into difficulties, the three-finger-salute gets you rebooted

out the door.

[Divameow77]

14. Always tip

:-)

[XNASA]

15. Well. Almost always.

:spray:

[jpgray]

16. First find out if the inputs are SCSI

:)

[underpants]

17. Step 1 get accepted to Harvard

Step 2 Join Hasty Pudding

Step 3 wait 4 years



Actress Halle Berry (L), honored by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals as Woman of the Year, dances with cast member Joshua Brener in Cambridge, Massachusetts February 16, 2006. REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi

[XNASA]

18. It's obviously worth the wait.

Sweet Jeezus......I gotta get out more.