Homeland Security Cops Tell Library Users To Stay Off Porn Sites

[matcom]

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Two uniformed men strolled into the main room of the Little Falls library in Bethesda one day last week and demanded the attention of all patrons using the computers. Then they made their announcement: The viewing of Internet pornography was forbidden.

The men looked stern and wore baseball caps emblazoned with the words "Homeland Security." The bizarre scene unfolded Feb. 9, leaving some residents confused and forcing county officials to explain how employees assigned to protect county buildings against terrorists came to see it as their job to police the viewing of pornography.

After the two men made their announcement, one of them challenged an Internet user's choice of viewing material and asked him to step outside, according to a witness. A librarian intervened, and the two men went into the library's work area to discuss the matter. A police officer arrived. In the end, no one had to step outside except the uniformed men.

They were officers of the security division of Montgomery County's Homeland Security Department, an unarmed force that patrols about 300 county buildings -- but is not responsible for enforcing obscenity laws.

In the post-9/11 era, even suburban counties have homeland security departments. Montgomery County will not specify how many officers are in the department's security division, citing security reasons. Its annual budget, including salaries, is $3.6 million.

Later that afternoon, Montgomery County's chief administrative officer, Bruce Romer, issued a statement calling the incident "unfortunate" and "regrettable" -- two words that bureaucrats often deploy when things have gone awry. He said the officers had been reassigned to other duties.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/02/16/AR2006021602066.html

[MissB]

1. Weird.

And disturbing.

[tjwash]

2. If only Homeland Security would try that shit with Chuck Norris...

...after all the opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

[sakabatou]

4. You're having a lot of fun w/ Chuck Norris jokes,

aren't you?

[miss_american_pie]

3. Librarians need hazard pay.

[MadHound]

5. Homeland Security at the county level?

:wtf:

Gee, another opportunity for petty people to put on airs that they're actually somebody, and stick their noses into everybody elses business. One of these faux tough guys better never, ever try to tell me what I can or cannot say, view or do.