Things you seldom hear Men say..(Funny)

[BlueJazz]

8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Gee..wouldn't you rather see "All my Sweet Love" as opposed to "Terminator IV?"
5. Hey..As long as I'm up, can I make you something?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday Night Football, let's watch the Oprah Special!
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.
0. I can't play Poker tonight, Guys..I need to get to bed early so I can
get lots of household chores done tomorrow.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. LOL (nt)

[bigwillq]

2. Those are good!

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

3. How about "Does this make my ass look chunky?" n/t

[Richard Steele]

4. And howzabout "I'm pulling over and asking for directions" ?

[flvegan]

5. Hey, I've done 8, 5 and 2 a number of times.

Does that make me a girl? If so, I'm going to go stare at my boobs.