What does GOD say? n/t

[leeroysphitz]

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I don't know...I've never met Him/Her...so, up to this point, it's all

heresay from the mouths of others. :hi:

[Radical Activist]

2. STFU!

He gets tired of the praying and bad singing.

[Kid OfThe Black Hole]

3. Hes always so busy smiting

I was under the impression he didn't have time to talk. But then hes probably a power multi-tasker...

[mwooldri]

4. He's ever so close to coming down here.

Remember them posters on the highway that said "Don't make me come down there. God." ??? Well the way things are going just one more f_up and he's a-coming! How do I know? He told me personally himself last night.

[Benfea]

5. How can an imaginary character say anything?

Besides, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a beer volcano. What could possibly be better than that?

[swag]

6. God says, "Fuck You!"

[auntAgonist]

7. I think He must be crying ...

I'm really not sure how I feel about religion etc, .. but I'm sure of one thing. If this was my doing .. I'd be crying. I'd be weeping for the despair and destruction. I'd be mourning the loss of innocent lives, .. I'm sure He/She is crying ... tears of woe.

aA

[solinvictus]

8. I would..

demand a sacrifice to be burned in a huge wicker man. Then, I'd fool everybody and let the crops fail anyway.

[leftofthedial]

9. What God Said

(The Uninvited)

I talked to God and god said "Hey!
I've got a lot of things to say
write it down this very day
and spread the word in every way."
I talked to God and here’s the deal:
He said to floss between each meal
Drive with both hands on the wheel
and on the first date don’t cop a feel

I talked to God and God said...nothing special
I talked to God and God said...nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
that we shouldn't already know
shouldn’t already know

I talked to God and here's what he said:
"wear a helmet on your head
when you ride a bike instead
or you'll crash and end up dead."
I asked God for the Holy Word
ageless wisdom never heard
He just said to feed the birds
love your pets, clean up their turds

I talked to God and God said...nothing special
I talked to God and God said...nothing special
I talked to God and God said nothing
that we shouldn't already know
shouldn’t already know

I talked to God and God said "John,
I let them kill my only son
and my creation's so undone
that I can't help out everyone
But if you’re looking for advice
you don't need to ask me twice
start with the basics: just be nice
and see if that makes things all right."

I talked to God and God said …