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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-18-06 09:38 PM
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Funny email I received:
It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.


They include:
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
4. Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba -- Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
15. Helen Reddy -- I am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again
17. Leslie Gore's -- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I want to.

:rofl::rofl:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-18-06 09:41 PM
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1. HAHAHA!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You Make Me Feel Like Napping :rofl: Love that one!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-18-06 09:42 PM
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2. Ha! I just sent that to my mother...
'Course she's not a boomer - she's even older! :D
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 01:50 AM
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3. kick...
:kick:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 01:54 AM
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4. I 'm older than the boomers too.....
But I can still laugh at these! Thanks for kicking your thread.....

Hilarious!

:rofl:
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