Someone in Nebraska won Powerball? NEBRASKA?????

[matcom]

:eyes:

:hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. LOL! Maybe it was Warren Buffet!

[matcom]

2. probably some inbred family with 26 children

:yoiks:

[Heidi]

5. Not nice, matcom.

:spank:

[huskerlaw]

6. hey, hey, hey!

The creepy family who graced the Lounge earlier this week were NOT from Nebraska.

Perhaps it was one of Nebraska's three Democrats. :P

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Nebraska, not Utah

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. You mean a typically uneducated rural slackjawed gaptoothed rube

who's busy cheating on his counsin-wife by fucking his sister, thus also cheating on his brother and father; a Christian fundamentalist gun-toting "Family Values" nutjob who thinks shooting "blacks" is okay cuz they ain'ts peoples, spitting their tobacco juice on every surface in their environment, and drinking so much cheap WalMart soda that they haven't slept in six years except those times they passed out from drinking massive amounts of Jack Daniels from their mother's wedding shoes?

I mean, a Southerner?

[DrDan]

28. better take another look at a map

NE is far from being a southern state

better watch those comments calling others "undeducated"

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Hmmm.... interesting. I didn't say that Nebraska was in the south.

And I was dripping with :sarcasm:

[DrDan]

27. now why would you say that?

I thought I had stumbled upon some freeper site.

Does your comment represent your feelings toward all red states? I despise their politics as much as anyone on this site, but will not stoop to "humor" like this (I am giving you the benefit of the doubt assuming it was an attempt at humor.)

Are comments like this the way DU-posters would like to be judged?

[kick-ass-bob]

29. Matcom doesn't want to be judged, he just wants to be

:spank: -ed

:D

[Fox Mulder]

3. It wouldn't surprise me if it was some asshole millionaire...

who won it. :grr:

Wasn't it an asshole millionaire who won the previous record jackpot?

[Boojatta]

4. You don't want millionaires to take part in the voluntary tax system?

If millionaires never win, that would simply indicate that they aren't playing. You want that?

[bigwillq]

7. I heard

it was the seventh time someone from the Cornhusker state won powerball.

[MnFats]

23. FIX! FIX! I demand a recount!

Deibold must have picked the winner!

[KitchenWitch]

8. I know!

Pure evil!

That winning ticket was supposed to be MINE!

[DS1]

9. FUCK!

At least they could send the winning ticket to a state where money actually means something :eyes:


Fucking inbred chicken-fuckers :grr:

[Nikia]

10. Good, I am so glad that it wasn't my coworkers

The past few times, they have been pooling their money and buying power ball tickets to try to win big money. I put my money in the other times, but not this time. Each time I put my money in because I didn't want to be left behind when they won and quit. That was more my motivation than actually hoping to win.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. If anything, they don't really need the money

Nebraska is full of rich ranchers.

[DS1]

13. and meth heads

don't forget the meth heads

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. I hadn't noticed that

I used to live in Nebraska. All I saw were rich ranchers and crazy Cornhuskers fans.

[huskerlaw]

32. Must not have been looking very hard...

in Cherry County, the largest and most populated of the ranching counties, the median income in 1999 was $29,268 and 12.3% of the county lives below the poverty level.

A few ranchers are rich. The rest are barely surviving.


http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/31/31031.html

[Heidi]

31. Full?

It's not nearly as full of even self-sufficient farmers and ranchers as it once was, thanks to Reaganomics and two Bush regimes. The farm crisis of the mid-1980s nearly decimated the state, and opened the door for former Gov. Kay Orr (a Republican) to give away the store in her attempt to stimulate economic development.

[x-g.o.p.er]

16. Greetings from Nebraska!!

Just kidding...

[cynatnite]

17. Still waiting for my sister in NB to call...

she hasn't. Of course I'm always the last to know anything in my family.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. NB? New Brunswick?

:P

[cynatnite]

19. Oops...my bad

:blush:

NE

[hfojvt]

20. n.b. Nebraska is Ne n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. I know. That's why I pointed out the "NB". Because I new Nebraska is NE.

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

21. Free corn for EVERYBODY!

Yay!

[Twillig]

24. Did you say corn?

I did this quite a while back when he was out bamboozlin' the rubes. I thought it apt and in honor of your pic.

[XemaSab]

22. Nebraska sucks!

[DeaconBlues]

25. I predict is that the first thing this person buys is a ticket out of NE

What good is all that money when you live in a place where there is nothing worth buying? :shrug:

[dajoki]

33. lots of corn

:rofl: