Finally Proof of why Bush HAD to invade Iraq...

[misternormal]

Recently discovered secret documents revealed the following plot by the former President of Iraq.

The plot read as follows:

By order of Saddam Hussein, undercover agents of the Government of Iraq were to enter the United States, and kidnap all Lawyers.

Pending was a message to the President of the United States and the Chairman of the United Nations Security Council, stating that if the sanctions imposed on Iraq were not lifted, that the Government of Iraq would release two(2) Lawyers per day back into the United States until they (The sanctions) were lifted.

So I guess we had to invade.

[sam sarrha]

1. how come a moderator hasn't sent this to the Lounge..???

[ShortnFiery]

2. BINGO!

Correct!

BTW Question - What do you call 200 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?








Answer - A good start. :P


Everyone knows that lawyer-speak can be as convoluted and confusing as American Enterprise Institute guests lobbed with softball questions by our dear Brian Lamb on Fascist Friday. :puke:


THAT must have been our tipping point. :crazy:

[alfredo]

3. What it was, Saddam wasn't differentiating between

corporate and trial lawyers. Bush just wanted the corporate lawyers released, but Saddam said "no deal."