PANEXA: the right choice, the safe choice. The only choice.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

http://www.panexa.com/

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your lifestyle is one of the biggest factors in choosing how to live. Why trust it to anything less? Panexa is proven to provide more medication to those who take it than any other comparable solution. Panexa is the right choice, the safe choice. The only choice.

[Briarius]

1. I had to stop taking panexa

it made my life to "lifey", I just couldn't handle it. But don't let that stop you!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. You're not a squirrel, are you?

Have you ever been a squirrel?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. Eh, you just asked yourself if you're a squirrel.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Important Information for Squirrels:

PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

10. It sounds bad but that was from a very small sample.

[Bunny]

5. OMG!!! So that's where my shiny, gem-encrusted feces is coming

from! Gadzooks, I was just about to call the doctor - now I know it's due to Panexa. Whew!

[fudge stripe cookays]

12. It's Bunny!

Bunny, where have you been? Have not seen you for ages.

Hey everybody, it's Bunny!

[Bunny]

13. Hi fsc!

I've been on a bit of a hiatus, but I did want to make sure everyone knew about my shiny, gem-encrusted poo. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Check out this acronym:

Gas with Oily Discharge

And you ever wonder why two of the biggest fried chicken chains in the us are called "Church's" and "Pope Yes?"

[asthmaticeog]

8. !

:loveya:

[Deja Q]

7. Then there's no choice if the safe choice is the only choice.

[kmla]

9. I was gonna call my doctor to recommend a prescription...

...until I read the explosive diarrhea part.

Don't like that, even if my aluminum fecal matter is encrusted with diamonds and sapphires.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. Well, you got to crack an egg to make an amulet.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. Two separate feet (2SF)

Finally my affliction has be recognized. I'm not alone in the world!

[myrna minx]

15. I'm so relieved that they provided the pediatric instructions.

Pediatric use: Expired PANEXA may be disposed of by feeding to children in a bowl with milk.


Hmmm...is milk *really* necessary? Would powdered water do? :shrug: