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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 05:13 AM
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BOTH my remote controls were STOLEN by ALIENS!
I just got up to pee, came back and they're both missing. I was watching tv from my bed. I'm the only one awake in the house. I have completely searched my bed. They are GONE! I'm never going to be able to change the channel or turn off the tv now and there's a really stupid show on tv.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 05:17 AM
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1. Yes, aliens have them, who are in contact with the airfield at Area 51...
...but are instructed by the lost people from Atlantis, who get their orders from the Nazca Lines in Peru. There, problem solved...:crazy:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 05:22 AM
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2. Actually, we can rest easy again...
Edited on Mon Feb-20-06 05:25 AM by haruka3_2000
I put them on the coffee table by my bed. I can now channel surf from the downy satin comfort of my futon.

On edit: I'm blind.
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