Headline News: Inteligent Designer Rejects Bush

[The Animator]

Often confused with "God", the Intelligent Designer, or ID as his friends know him, has denied any involvement in the 2000 or 2004 Presidential Elections.

"As the cheif architect of the universe, I have from time to time, nudged the wheel of fate. A tweek here, an adjustment there, the purpose of that interference, of course is to keep all the pieces of the grand puzzle falling presicely where they need to. I just want you to know though, I had no part in the rigging of the 2000 and 2004 Presidential elections. That was all Bush's people, hell I did my best to stop them, but all the pooches got screwed on that one. The best I could manage in 2000 was clueing the BBC in on that Voter Purge List in Florida. And in 2004, well hell, they had done there level best to cover there tracks with the no paper trail thing... but I did manage to raise a few red flags with the Exit Polls.

It should have worked as well in the US as it had in the Chezch Republic a few months later... but only a very brave few would actually report the damn story!! It's so frustrating. I'm damn near all powerful, and omnicient, but THIS Fucker is botching everything. His pissed all over the grand design. He could end up destroying everything I've spent billions of years maintaining. You guys have got one more chance to set things right. That's right I'm talking about 06 baby... I've give you plenty of ammo, alot has been brought to light since November 04. And there still scratching there asses wondering who the leaker is... Here's a clue, he's an all powerful omnicient who doesn't answer to a dimwitted boy-king.

Your my last hope DU, make me proud, I'm giving you lots of help this time. I'm warning you though, if you can't wrest control of this country from the hands of these tyrant, I'll soon be destroying this universe and starting over, and I like this universe too."