Darren Daulton is crazy

[AngryAmish]

<http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/franz_lidz/02/16/darren/index.html>

"Darren (Dutch) Daulton is now a bona fide member of the Fifth Dimension. Not the singing group from the '60s known for such airy confections as Wedding Bell Blues and Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In. Daulton's Fifth Dimension exists somewhere between Stoned Soul Picnic and Up, Up and Away. It's a nether world that involves alchemy, auras, telepathy, energy transfers, astral planes, planetary ascension, parallel universes and other psychic phenomena too mind-boggling to catalogue here. I kid you not.

In Daulton's private cosmology, everything "just is" -- so yesterday, right now and tomorrow all happen simultaneously. "Your mind creates the reality you live in," says the former big league catcher, a three-time All-Star who spent 14 seasons with the Phillies and Marlins. And Daulton's reality can get pretty surreal."

and then the article gets strange.

This guy is whacko.

[Mojambo]

1. All those years sitting next to Kruk.

It can't be good for you, it just can't!

[Blue_Tires]

2. dyksta was the insane one on that bench!

[leftofthedial]

3. one too many foul tips to the mask

either that or one too many scientology meetings