Man Vandalizes Mexican Restaurant Because Of Hot Sauce On His Taco

[matcom]

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A man who vandalized a local Mexican restaurant because he thought employees put hot sauce on his tacos is being sought by police.

Authorities are looking for a suspect who damaged a toilet in the bathroom of the Taco John's restaurant located at 2300 West Broadway.

According to a police report, two subjects in a red 1994 GMC Jimmy ordered tacos at the drive-through around 8 p.m. Friday evening. After the two men received their food, they pulled over and parked their vehicle in the Taco John's parking lot. One of the men then entered the restaurant and began yelling at an employee for putting hot sauce on his tacos. After the employee told the man Taco John's doesn't put hot sauce on any of its tacos, the suspect walked into the men's bathroom and cracked the back part of the toilet.

The case remains active with the Council Bluffs Police Department.

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16154891&BRD=2703&PAG=461&dept_id=555106&rfi=6

[SOteric]

1. I'd be pretty mad if anyone put hot sauce on my taco, too.

[billyskank]

2. Yeah, you can't take that shit lying down

today they're putting hot sauce on your taco, tomorrow they'll be walking all over you!!

[SOteric]

5. You'd understand completely

if someone was threatening to put a Vindaloo sauce all over your sausage.

[billyskank]

6. ...

:o

[Goblinmonger]

13. Next thing you know, it's a Dirty Sanchez

[DS1]

3. People like this should be shot on sight and turned into pet food

:eyes:

[underpants]

4. Taco John's

Yum what a delectable name for a restaurant :eyes:

[matcom]

7. absolutely AWFUL!

x(

everyone knows my name is Matt :P

[Blue-Jay]

8. He ate Mexican food and then damaged a toilet?

Hell, *I* do that all the time and it never makes the news.

[AngryAmish]

9. Post of the Year

so far

[ProfessorGAC]

16. That's Pretty Funny Stuff!

I knew where you were going when i read the title, but i laughed out loud when i read your message, anyway! I'm sitting in a hotel room by myself chortling to a computer screen!

The Professor

[AngryAmish]

10. Has anyone here ever been to Taco John's?

I have. They are a small chain throughout the midwest. I don't like real spicy stuff but nothing at Taco John's can be considered hot.

However, the potatoe ole's are great.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. I could use their "hot" sauce for hemorrhoidal ointment.

It's that bland.

[imperialismispasse]

18. Maybe more information then I needed there buddy

[eeyore]

11. Taco John's - my high school stoner food!

There are a few of those in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Basically low budget Taco Bell, if you can image that. Poor bastards who work there have to put up with way too much shit. They should get paid at least triple what they do.

Growing up in Ft. Collins there was basically nothing to do for a teenager at night except drive around and look for parties, eventually get stoned somewhere, then drive by Taco John's for a $1 burrito.

I can remember one night driving through, and basically being too stoned to successfully order. We started laughing at our ineptitude, the guy kept trying to take our order through the squakbox, we kept failing, and eventually we had to drive away in hysterics becuase we were too high to order.


Good times....good times.
:smoke: :rofl: :nuke:

[AngryAmish]

17. I bet you drove away at about 5 mph

[ET Awful]

12. Sorry, but any joint with the word "John" in the title can NOT be

legitimately called Mexican :P

Juan maybe, but not John.

It is advisable NEVER to eat anything from a place called Taco John's, that'd be like eating at Chow Mein Moishe's or something :P

[TallahasseeGrannie]

14. You know, I can see doing this

and I'm very quiet. But don't f* with my food.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Sigh.

I think I'll go back to Puerto Rico after reading this.

[Initech]

20. How could anyone get that pissed over hot sauce?

I love it personally. The hotter the better!

[XemaSab]

21. I gotta say

If someone put hot sauce on MY taco without my permission, I'd be pretty angry! :grr: