OH MY GOD! I haven't been on DU *all* day!!!

[ZombieNixon]

Help! What did I miss? Who should I flirt with?! Somebody help me!!! :freak: :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

1. Well, let's see

You missed the great Ice Dancing Costume Snark Fest (that was fun).

And as far as who you should flirt with? Well, any of the usual suspects, or you could be daring, and pick someone NEW to flirt with!

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

3. DAMN IT!

I missed some good snark? :(

"Any of the usual suspects?" That would be "any moderately attractive female who I know to be under forty (and a few that I don't)," which kind of limits my options for "anyone new."

[SeattleGirl]

5. You missed some really good snark!

But I'm sure there will be more later tonight or tomorrow about tonights costume array.

Under forty? Guess that takes ME out of the running!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

I have been missing you......

I have no idea what you missed.....and you can always flirt with me...hehehe...

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

6. I've been in class...working on projects...trying help a panicky friend...

eating Thai food...meeting a cute girl (:D)...finding out she has a boyfriend (x()...I've been busy...


And...aren't you married? :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Oh yes, I am married.......

But harmless flirting is OK......we know it won't go anywhere, anyhow!

But if you think I'm too old and ugly....well, then forget it! :cry:

[ZombieNixon]

11. I believe the phrase..."out of my league" is more appropriate.

:hug: :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Oooh, you are a charming rascal!

Thank you......:blush:


Really, that is too sweet of you.....


:loveya: :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

23. ...

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. I know lots of people don't like it, but I love the freak smiley

for some odd reason. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

7. I like it...

because it's a freak, like me! :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. That must be why I like it.

;)

[ZombieNixon]

10. Hmm...are you coming on to me?

Oh, wait...duh! :eyes: }(

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Umm... I replied in the wrong place.

So look down, 'kay?

[ZombieNixon]

15. I noticed.

I guess I do that to people. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. That must be it.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. And I quote... "Who should I flirt with?!"

I'm just helping you out. Geez.













:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

27. I've flirted with you nonstop for the past three days!

And you still haven't had enough?





















Sweet! :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. I am the master flirt.

I never get tired.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. The higher-ups revoked my star for either disparaging Bon Jovi...

Or for having once owned a Bon Jovi cd. Can't figure out which is the reason.

[ZombieNixon]

16. Yeah, I just read that.

Then I wondered if they might have revoke my star for the totally not ASCII boobies (:eyes:) thread last night. They hadn't.

[BikeWriter]

17. You did have a pass for that absence I'm sure...

I hope you weren't reported absent without leave!

[ZombieNixon]

21. I...didn't tell anybody...was I bad?

I'm sorry! :cry: It won't happen again, sir!





































Do I get a spanking?




















:hide:




















:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

29. You may, but not from me. :-)

[XemaSab]

19. We had a TMI thread

wherein we learned that if you're having LeftyMom over for dinner, don't feed her seitan shepherd's pie. :scared:

[ZombieNixon]

22. Hmm...I'll keep that in mind...

x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Hey! I have a question...

Do you see what's wrong with this post?:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4774376&mesg_id=4774397

[ZombieNixon]

25. Immediately!

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Alright.

Just checkin'



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