Axe Deodorant really works on guys, too!

[WillParkinson]

I'm sitting at the desk when a guy comes walking up to me. He sniffs me and purrs at me in a seductive way. He puts his hands on my shoulder and starts rubbing. Then he puts his nose closer to me and starts to rub against my arms.

Suddenly it gets a little weird. He starts thrusting his nose into my armpits. I try to push him away and he refuses to go. He starts clawing at my sleeves and shoves his head in it.




















What a weird little kitty.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. My one cat is all about John Masters Organics...

specifically, the Tangerine Vanilla Bourbon Hair Texturizer. I constantly wake up to him eating my hair , if I don't wash it out.

[Heidi]

2. You're a Dot magnet.

Seriously, the Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger _loves_ moisturizing cream. He'll like it right off of my hands, face and legs if I'd let him. :hi: I guess even cats have their fetishes.

[ET Awful]

3. With Quinn, it's Burt's Bees Lip Balm

He goes nuts for the stuff. If I put it on my lips, he'll try to lick my face until it's gone. So, my technique is to also put some on my finger for him to lick off and distract him :P

[Heidi]

6. I'll have to see if I can get some.

What does it taste like? :hi:

[ET Awful]

7. Not much really, it has a slight scent of peppermint oil, but other than

that, not a whole lot to distinguish it from anything else.

I think Quinn likes the peppermint :P

[Heidi]

9. Thanks!

It sounds healthier for Ginger to lick than moisturizing cream. :scared:

[Robeson]

4. My Zoe cat....

...crawls into my shirt from the side, when I'm doing ab-crunches. I think she's just trying to spot me...;-)

[NMMNG]

5. LOL

Cats are funny that way.

But at least he isn't shoving his nose in your crotch like dogs are wont to do. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Well, it would involve pets... or alcohol, you can never tell....

:D

[xchrom]

10. cats.