Man kills roommate over lack of toilet paper....

[Rowdyboy]

MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/

[Deja Q]

1. Imaginative alternatives are one thing...

Murder ain't one of them.

Put him in a cell lacking TP...

[xchrom]

2. that was harsh.

[Rowdyboy]

3. The roommate was a real asswipe!

In a manner of speaking

[gollygee]

4. ACK

wow to beat someone so badly he has to be identified by his fingerprints over TOILET PAPER?

[Renew Deal]

5. That's a perfectly reasonable response.

You can tell someone to keep the rolls stocked only so many times.

[Rowdyboy]

6. Don't you just hate it when you have to beat someone in the head with a

hammer to make a point? Some people just refuse to listen!

[Robb]

7. You hit the nail on the head there

Really driving the point home.

Oh, god, we're going to hell for this subthread. :D

[Rowdyboy]

8. Likely, but at least we'll be able to see all our friends when we get

there. Like Billy Joel sang "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints! The sinners are much more fun. And only the good die young!"

[Renew Deal]

9. God is going to drop the hammer

on all who mock.

[name not needed]

16. You know what sucks worse?

Picking all the little pieces of brain out of your rug.

[JVS]

10. No jury in the world is going to convict him!

[Dukkha]

11. I had a roommate like that

instead of buying TP he use washcloths...and throw them on the tile floor next to the toilet
:puke:

[Renew Deal]

12. That would certainly make it Hammer Time

[JackBeck]

15. David Sedaris has a really funny short story similar to yours

I think it was in "Naked". Someone in the Sedaris house would randomly wipe their ass with the bathroom towels and the only way you found out is when you went to use the towel. Gross, but his story was hilarious.

[kay1864]

13. He does seem like an angry sort...

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Florida again

What is it with that place? :shrug: