for my GD friends, mods please, we need a laugh

[madokie]

Subject: Oh my!
:rofl:

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My Dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?"

Boy: "$750"

Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy! , "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove."

The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "$1,000"

The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that ...
that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to
confession."

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again, your in my Closet now

[Skidmore]

1. I thought you were going to behave!

[madokie]

3. that was the other day, can I ask you something, why you so, not want

a little laughter.:shrug:

[Skidmore]

4. I'm teasing.

Lord knows, the world could use more laughter.

[madokie]

6. My bad, three lashes of your choosing,

peace, love and laughter will get anyone through the roughest toughest days.
I apologize

[obnoxiousdrunk]

2. Little Zachary

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards,
special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother
hello.

Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.

Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.

His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his
room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.

This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit
the books.

With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math. She
could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it ? Was it the nuns?"

Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no."Well, then," she replied, was it the books, the discipline,
the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT ALREADY"

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus
sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

[Sugar Smack]

5. *snort*

:spray:

[bigwillq]

14. That's cute too!

:hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

15. as a good catholic boy

i can appreciate this one. that guy nailed to the plus sign has kept us all in line for lo these many years.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. LMAO!

Prolly a true story!

[madokie]

8. somewhere sometime.

[in_cog_ni_to]

9. LOL!

:rofl:

[madokie]

10. My brother has a border collie that grins every time she see's me

I think I see your little poochie smiling in that picture.

[drm604]

11. An oldie but a goody!

:rofl:

[Rowdyboy]

12. A terrible groaner....

That was my first good laugh of the day! I didn't even see it coming!

:thumbsup: and thanks!

[bigwillq]

13. LOL!

:rofl:

That is too funny!

[derby378]

16. You made my day!

:rofl: