Eva Longoria's panties stolen!

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Someone Has Stolen Eva Longoria's Underwear!
From the 'Desperate Housewives' set...

By: Lowri Williams on 2/20/2006

‘Desperate Housewives’ actress Eva Longoria has reportedly had some of her underwear stolen from the set of the ABC show.

The thief allegedly wanted the underwear so he could auction it off on eBay and had to be chased off the series’ set.

According to the National Ledger the man in question was later seen trying to sell the underwear outside the shows studios in Los Angeles…cheeky bugger!

An insider says, "Nobody knows if the guy is just a weirdo or a hustler trying to make a few bucks on eBay, but security got to him and chased him away.

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Welcome the next furor in the news cycle! Soon it will be revealed that Eva Longoria's panties were last seen in Aruba, and disappeared under suspicious circumstances. Rita Cosby will broadcast from Aruba for six months, interviewing everyone who was a friend to the panties. Eventually, as the cycle wears down, we will see updates stating that there is nothing new to report on the panties, and the governeor of Alabama will publically state that all travel to Aruba should be boycotted until the panties are returned.

[no name no slogan]

1. So, where's the auction?

Enquiring minds want to know

[XemaSab]

2. Of all of them, Eva Longoria!

Heinous! :P

[gizmo1979]

3. I didn't think she'd miss

a couple dam pairs of grunders for the love of god.

[tjdee]

4. Um, I don't bring multiple pairs of underwear with me to work.

Am I a weirdo?

[Left Is Write]

7. She often wears lingerie on the show...

maybe that's what was stolen.

[Call Me Wesley]

5. That's news to me!

[underpants]

6. Did anyone hear a scooter buzzing away from the scene?

:bounce:

so THAT'S where he's been

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Ha!

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Anybody seen matcom lately?

:shrug:

[matcom]

10. leave me alone

i'm busy sniffing my new panties :D