Why is XemaSab so mean to me?

[Oeditpus Rex]

I'm nice to her. :cry:

[In_The_Wind]

1. XemaSab shouldn't be mean to you.

You're nice to everyone!

[Hugin]

2. Ha! Well at least she hasn't put you on "ignore" yet.

*kicking at ground*

XemaSab didn't like my salad reference earlier and is convinced
I'm a serial killer bent on making a woman skin suit because my
dog's nickname is Precious.

[NMMNG]

3. You smell like goat cheese marinated in perchlorate and Hai Karate ?

Wow, I never noticed. :shrug:

[billyskank]

4. You need an "all of the above" option

:P


Seriously, I think it just means she likes you. ;)

[XemaSab]

5. Morning Oeditpus!

:hi:

[billyskank]

7. Hey Xema

:hi:

[XemaSab]

8. Hey billy!

Did you get my email?

Somehow both of my accounts are on the fritz this morning! x(

[billyskank]

9. I don't know yet

I can't see my personal email until I get home from work.

[XemaSab]

10. ah

Maybe I should just go back to sleep! The internet thing's not on my side! x(

How are you? How was the dentist?

[billyskank]

11. The god of the internets is not with you today

:P

The dentist was hell! I hate having my teeth cleaned there even more than I dislike having a filling done. At least with the filling you get some anaesthetic! The hygienist is brutal! x(

Apart from that all is good, thanks. :D How are you?

[XemaSab]

12. It's a fact

I'm pretty good.

I think I'm going to go back to sleep for a bit though.

See you around later?

[billyskank]

13. Good plan

I'll be here. :hi:

[XemaSab]

14. Okay

:hi:

[Robeson]

6. "Hai Karate"!......

...Dude, you really are showing your age....;-)

[XemaSab]

15. I'm not sure what that is...

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

25. I think this is what Robeson meant.

[XemaSab]

16. When have I ever been mean to you?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. You haven't

I'm just an attention whore.

[XemaSab]

19. Riiiiight

For someone who's just an attention whore, you sure have thought out your little poll options well. Looks to me like years of pent-up anger and frustration.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Perhaps

I'm just a terribly witty pollster.

[XemaSab]

22. Change "witty" to "bitter" and I think you're on to something...

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. BITTER?!?

What makes you think I'm BITTER?!? :grr: :banghead:

[XemaSab]

24. Your whole mien can be summed up with one smilie:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Mien this

[Canuckistanian]

17. Where, where...

Where would you be without Brut 33...

[jobycom]

20. Maybe you remind her of this song

Artist/Band: Diamond Rio
Lyrics for Song: Bubba Hyde
Lyrics for Album: Love A Little Stronger
(Craig Wiseman/Gene Nelson)

Barney works down at the A&P
He drives a baby blue A.M.C.
Ain't missed of day of work in 13 years
He's a fire department volunteer

He's got a yard that's always just been mowed
Collected stamps since he was 10 years old
You've never seen a more regular guy
But when the sun goes down on Friday night

Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave
Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made
Gets in his patent leather zebra boots
Fires up his super sport Malibu
He burns the rubber 'cross the county line
A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde

Monday morning it's a suit and tie
Attention shoppers there's a two-for-one buy
Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel
Makes his round in the bookmobile

He's got a Wednesday night canasta game
Thursday's the tourney at the bowling lanes
His friends would freak out if they only knew
The party animal he turns into

Slaps on his Hai Karate after shave
Puts on his Elvis jacket custom-made
Gets in his patent leather zebra boots
Fires up his super sport Malibu
He burns the rubber 'cross the county line
A honky tonkin' fool till closing time
You ought to see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde

You oughta see him metamorphosize
From Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde


:shrug:

[XemaSab]

27. Hey billy!

How are you?

[billyskank]

28. Hey Xema

I am okay thanks! :rofl:

You?

[XemaSab]

29. I'm doing pretty well

It's supposed to rain, so all my outdoor plans have been hosed.

All I've accomplished today is going out to breakfast, weeding the front yard, and reading the paper.

I dreamed I broke into Ann Coulter's house last night. :scared:

[billyskank]

31. Sorry about your outdoor plans

I think you are achieving more than me today. Your day has only just started!

That is a wierd thing to dream about. What did you see in there when you broke in?

[XemaSab]

33. Not much

Her apartment was really cluttered, and I had to steal some keys.

It's like she'd tried to achieve a minimalist design, but there were too many odds and ends for the amount of storage space. Not unlike my house. :P

[billyskank]

35. Yeah mine too

I don't have SO much stuff, but I have even fewer places to put it!

Do you reckon I can manage to clean my bathroom and/or kitchen tonight?

[XemaSab]

36. Dude, totally

I have complete confidence in you! :D

[billyskank]

37. Wow

I feel so motivated now! :D

[XemaSab]

38. But the real question is

can you tear yourself away from the 'net long enough to do it? :(

[billyskank]

40. Just let me try

x(

[XemaSab]

41. Are you asking for my mercy?

:P

[billyskank]

42. No not yet

Give me a little more time. :P

[XemaSab]

43. Just so you know,

I'm nice. I won't spank you if you're naughty, unlike *some* people around here. :eyes:

[billyskank]

45. You mean

SeattleGirl? :o

Will you give me a stern telling off?

[XemaSab]

46. I'll give you a VERY stern telling off

:D

[billyskank]

47. I'm sure I will deserve it

:cry:

[XemaSab]

48. Yes, yes you will

:(

[billyskank]

49. ...

[XemaSab]

50. And don't tell me that they started it either...

...it must be tough to have hordes of American girls chasing after you. :eyes:

[billyskank]

52. They only do it 'cause I'm thousands of miles away

:P

[XemaSab]

53. And Mason too!

:cry:

[billyskank]

54. I'm going to have to stop posting pictures

:(

[XemaSab]

55. I don't know, billy, I don't know

Maybe ask them politely to leave your fickle heart alone? Perhaps inform them that they should give it up and find someone attainable? Or join a monastery???

I don't have the answers here! :cry:

[billyskank]

56. Maybe that's it

[XemaSab]

57. You're not even trying to win me back

:(

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

:grr:

[billyskank]

32. Of course it isn't

Go back to sleep. :)

[XemaSab]

34. There's no conspiracy here

As I have said before, I am purer than the driven snow, and I am incapable of treachery or deceit. :D

[RevCheesehead]

39. If you smell like cheese....

may I take some of the credit for that? :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. I guess

As long as you don't tell people it was very runny.

[RevCheesehead]

59. Oh?

When you're necking with your honey,
and your nose is kinda runny,
you may think it's kinda funny,
but it snot.
:rofl:



:loveya:

[NNadir]

51. I went with the goat cheese.

I can smell you from here, and I don't have a very good sense of smell.

I have a feeling XemaSab would be nicer to you if you showered more frequently.

[Benfea]

58. I'm new here, so I don't really know either of you.

I just picked the goat cheese response because it was the funniest. ;)