How Worcestershire Sauce was named. (A really really bad Joke)

[BlueJazz]

Many years ago, Melba (a Southern Housewife) mixed some spices together and
put the ingredients in a bottle.
That night, she served pork Chops and since the family had Guests,
She thought she would put the bottle of her creation out for them
to try.
Man..Oh..Man..Everybody loved it and Melba could hear their Raves
all the way into the Kitchen were Melba was working.

Finally Melba came out into the dining area and one of her
Guests Asked: Ah..Melba: What's this Here Sauce?

[SmileyBoy]

1. Oh HELL no...

HELL no........

[Tom Kitten]

2. A toast for Melba...

:toast: