arwalden
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:06 PM
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Massage. What's it good for? |
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Everybody wants to get a massage, but all it does is give people a temporary state of bliss and relaxation. It's not like massages are lasting. They ALL END eventually... so why bother?
Why can't we just massage ourselves the way we see fit?
Somebody please tell me I am not alone.
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:07 PM
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1. If it's a happy ending..... |
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Then it does a lot of good.
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Gold Metal Flake
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:08 PM
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Some things end more happily than others.
Any ending that does not involve mug-shots is fine by me.
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Dave Reynolds
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:09 PM
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3. We certainly should not dictate who or what can be massaged. |
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It can certainly be a "release".
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:13 PM
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Edited on Wed Feb-22-06 11:17 PM by primate1
Nothing to see here.
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arwalden
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:23 PM
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:25 PM
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8. Haha, I thought this was the dumbest thread ever... |
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Until it was pointed out to me that it's a copycat. I felt like quite the ass, haha.
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Nikia
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:22 PM
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5. I like massages, they help me relax |
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Sometimes it is the only way to get my muscles loose though. I gave my husband a gift certificate for a professional massage for Christmas a couple years ago. Despite wanting me to give him massages and me not doing a good enough job, he did not redeem his gift certificate. He said that he would feel weird about getting massaged by another woman. A married male friend of ours was also given a gift certificate by his temperary construction job employer as part of the pay. He didn't feel comfortable getting a massage either. Are many married men like that? In my case, it was even clearly my idea.
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Wed Feb-22-06 11:24 PM
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7. I get talked into one about every other year |
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Feh. I'd rather have the cash. Or for that matter, the 45 minutes of my life back. :D
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Thu Feb-23-06 01:34 AM
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Orgasms don't last forever either! Complaining about those too?
:)
Khash.
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Thu Feb-23-06 01:55 AM
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10. I was getting a massage once a week. |
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It helped me to get most of my body working again.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:06 AM
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11. The effects can be longer lasting |
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and if you find a good, professsional masseusse/seur, it's worth every penny, if you ask me.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:10 AM
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12. No, no, it's "Massage, Huh, What is it Good For" |
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Absolutely Nuthin' (say it again).
Although, I can say, without reservation, it's gotten me some gooood sex....
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:19 AM
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13. yeah, i use that reasoning too, when I can't afford the massage |
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but they really are good for you. Even temporary deep relaxation and the touch of another human does lasting good.
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Thu Feb-23-06 02:37 AM
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14. Massage is really good for blood circulation -- hence speeding |
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a healing process. It is also a loving gift to give your body. Anybody who rejects massage probably has issues about being touched (i.e. cannot distinguish massage from sexual touch).
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:01 AM
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15. you gotta be kidding me?!?! |
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:applause:
I sure did miss you.
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