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Thu Feb-23-06 12:45 AM
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| 2. OMG Look at the size of that cock! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 01:02 AM
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Thu Feb-23-06 01:53 AM
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| 14. What a lovely tongue on your anteater! |
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| 10. the city slicker decides to take up farming |
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He buys 80 acres and goes to a neighboring farm to buy some livestock. He wants to buy a rooster, a hen, and a donkey. The old farmer has all of them, but feels the need to correct him on his terms. "We don't call that a rooster, it is called a cock. And we don't say 'hen', we call them 'pullets'. And we don't say 'donkey' we say 'ass'. The city guy is grateful to learn the new terms, and plans to use them from then on. The farmer tells him one more thing. 'This ass is kinda tempermental, as they all are. Sometimes he will just stop in his tracks until you scratch him behind the ears.' So the city guy starts home with his new livestock, walking the half mile down the road to his new farm. About halfway there, the ass decides to just stop in his tracks. The city guy remembers that he needs to scratch behind its ears, but he is afraid to put his other animals down because they might fly or run away. Fortunately another farmer drives by and asks if he needs help. And the city guy answers 'yeah, can you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?'
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Thu Feb-23-06 12:47 AM
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| 4. Gee, couldn't see that one coming from a mile off... |
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…which would mean I deliberately clicked on this thread just to post something snarky. Now I'm trying to decide which is worse: the original post or my response.
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Thu Feb-23-06 12:59 AM
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Thu Feb-23-06 01:01 AM
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| 8. I wonder if those threads ever get caught |
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on doorknobs and such. :rofl:
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Thu Feb-23-06 01:21 AM
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| 13. No. But I'll tell you a few other places they've gotten caught. |
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My ex wore shorts like that commando back in out college days.  |
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