Bush is really saving us

[Jeffersons Ghost]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

After all, the average citizen can't handle news that eminent doom for humankind is at hand... By now, you're probably thinking this is a report of giant glaciers falling into the ocean at record breaking rates while global climates radically alter in ways that science can no longer explain but you're wrong.

Perhaps you're mind wanders toward a gigantic hunk of iron and nickel hurtling toward Earth that only our fearless leader knows of, which causes him to impose tyrannical police states but again you're mistaken.

These invertible occurrences will eventually happen and we've seen all the docudramas and made for TV movies so we're ready: No point for all the secrecy and tyranny, if it's only a typical form of world-wide destruction.

While the administration has hinted at the true emanate threat to humanity by mentioning the bird pandemic they failed to describe it's worst symptoms.

Most importantly it hits chicken hawks and world leaders that have a low gut count or either no guts at all. Initial symptoms include laying a big egg every time they open their mouths.
hideous isn't it?

[elshiva]

1. Human Animal hybrids must be stopped.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. that's another thing to thank our fearless draft-dodging leader for

I heard him tell the epic myth of how our hero saved us from that insidious menace.

[Kerrytravelers]

2. *'s giving us more gynocologists to practice their love for their patients

:eyes:

[elshiva]

5. He made the pie higher.

[NMMNG]

3. The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

6. now buffy

A patient only screams things like that when paranoia takes over in the final stages.

[NMMNG]

7. And the fundies only scream it every 2-3 months

Each time a new "crisis" is generated by their puppet masters to provoke them into a righteous frenzy.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

8. yep and when it REALLY happens

we won't believe CHICKEN-LITTLE-HAWK

[NMMNG]

9. Indeed

That's because people will be so sick of them whining about being "persecuted" and having "wars" against them that they will decide to give them something to actually whine about. :evilgrin: