Wapsie B
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:10 AM
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably golfing with his friends."
Thank you very much. Thank you very much. *tap tap tap* Is this thing on? ;-)
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Richardo
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:11 AM
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Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:24 AM
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:26 AM
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Wapsie B
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 AM
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:08 AM
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