Hunting lawyers!

[Archae]

Got this in my e-mail, no doubt inspired by Duck! Cheney:

Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys

370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license
may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport
(non-commercial) purposes.

370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use
of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

370.03 Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for rabies and vermin.

370.04 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is
prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse.
If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead
attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should
proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.

370.05 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power
boat, helicopter, or aircraft.

370.06 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE
SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW,
Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

370.08 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms,
law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals, or brothels.

370.09 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have
a license to hunt, trap, or possess the same.

370.10 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,
drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie,
physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
attorneys.

[Crazy Dave]

1. Are lawyers in season year round?

[DrGonzoLives]

2. Now we just need to take care of tourists

As I saw on a truck in the Dells: "If it's tourist season, why the hell can't we hunt them?"