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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-23-06 03:54 PM
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I think I should give up eating veggies but I don't know if I can
I love eating veggies, and I'm constantly tempted!
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-23-06 04:00 PM
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1. Just think of carrot mitochondria screaming
as it slides down your throat. That should give you pause.:crazy:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-23-06 04:13 PM
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2. Poor baby carrots, and baby Limas, too!
:cry:
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politicat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-23-06 04:48 PM
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3. Think of the spinach... the poor, defenseless little spinach...
Crowded into zip top bags to be callously taken from their siblings, squished into salad bowls and then DROWNED in vinaigrette!

Oh, the horror... the humanity!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 12:45 AM
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4. Gasp, and the millions of defenseless soybeans!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 08:09 AM
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5. Poor, poor Mr Potato Head!
:cry:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 08:32 AM
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6. Get some oatmeal


Delicious, nutritious, lowers cholestrol, allows you to climb walls (with proper equipment, natch! :P ) and makes you stronger than Chuck Norris.

:rofl:


I'm going to have a bowl right now. :9
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 10:23 AM
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7. You eat all those thousands of little kernels?
And what about the wild oats? :shrug:
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