"He took his shirt off."

[Robb]

Sort of a social contract poll. What comes next? What do you expect? :D

[billyskank]

1. Does "pants" mean trousers or underpants?

I need clarity on this. :)

[swag]

2. oiled up his chest, and became

LORD OF THE DANCE!

[LeftyMom]

3. "He snapped a pic and posted it on DU."

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

4. That coming from you, I am SHOCKED

:o

[LeftyMom]

6. Yeah, it's shocking isn't it?

I should go get some blood work done, clearly there's something wrong with me and my lack of interest in the opposite sex. :eyes:

[billyskank]

9. I don't think anybody uses the :eyes: quite as much as you do

:P

[LeftyMom]

14. That's because sarcasm is my superpower.

Well, that or baking. :)

[ZombieNixon]

5. Hey, only following orders!

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

7. Good man.

May many more follow your handsome, shirtless example. :)

[ZombieNixon]

11. Why is it no women respond to *my* requests for shirtless pics?

:shrug:































:hide:

[LeftyMom]

12. Because the mods would shit a brick.

It's sexist and it sucks. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

13. That's what I say!

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

8. He threw his shirt on the floor...

C'mon - that one was obvious. :)

I was going to say "he grabbed a brew, turned on the game, scratched himself and belched and farted" but that wouldn't fit on the subject line.

[Dr Fate]

10. And then he cracked open another can of PBR and poured it over ice.

At least that is how it happens in the Fate household.