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Thu Feb-23-06 09:22 PM
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Post here and I'll insult you, Shakespearean style. |
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I'm pissy today, so post here and I'll abuse you. :evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:24 PM
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1. What ho - thoust eye is puffy! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:25 PM
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5. Thou art a cockered pox-marked pigeon-egg! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:29 PM
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14. Seriously - doctors today diagnosed Shakespear with lymphomac |
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cancer due to "puffy eye" in two of the paintings meant to be him. I think these doctors need to work for an HMO.
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:34 PM
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Do they have nothing better to do? :shrug:
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:53 PM
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30. You think they could find a pro-bono patient who was still alive. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:24 PM
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2. I'm posting here instead of writing about "Candide" |
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I may never get any work done...
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:26 PM
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8. Back to work! Thou venomed hell-hated puttock! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:36 PM
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24. And www.pangloss.com is a reference to a character in Candide! |
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What a coincidence. But probably not enough material for a paper...
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 PM
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58. Even though you're having trouble writing, |
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I'm sure you'd agree with me that everything is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM
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And there really could not possibly be a better time for me to do this for my history class than during our World War I unit.
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:24 PM
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3. Okay I am in for some "exposure therapy" |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:27 PM
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9. Thou hath not so much brain as ear wax. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM
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How did you know I have an excessive earwax problem? The amazing Sheakspere knoweth all.
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:25 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:27 PM
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10. Thou art a cullionly pottle-deep clotpole! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:30 PM
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18. I suppose it could have been worse |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:31 PM
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19. Thou crusty botch of nature! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:28 PM
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12. Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:26 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:29 PM
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15. Thou dissembling plume-plucked miscreant! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:46 PM
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26. Thou mewling lily-livered minnow! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:47 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:27 PM
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and a pox apon your brethren
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:29 PM
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16. Thou gleeking fen-sucked ratsbane! |
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I think that's my favorite so far. :rofl:
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:28 PM
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13. Were you not pissy yesterday, too? |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:30 PM
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17. No, the lounge was pissy. |
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So there. :P
Oh yeah, your insult:
Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:32 PM
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20. Doust thou bite your thumb at me sir? |
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Edited on Thu Feb-23-06 09:32 PM by aQuArius
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:33 PM
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21. Thou art a warped clay-brained scut! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:14 PM
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41. I think thou wast created for men to breath themselves upon thee. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:17 PM
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43. Thou misbegotten onion-eyed hedge-pig! |
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That's my new favorite! :bounce:
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:20 PM
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46. Thou cullionly plume-plucked canker-blossom! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:20 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:23 PM
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50. Thou impertinent common-kissing flax-wench! |
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Freakishly duped! LOL I found the insulter about six months ago, lol!
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:25 PM
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53. Thou yeasty rump-fed giglet! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:28 PM
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60. Thou churlish bat-fowling dewberry! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:34 PM
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73. Thou fawning boil-brained horn-beast |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:39 PM
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78. Thou puking flap-mouthed horn-beast! |
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Wierd, I was waiting to use that one when you responded :tinfoilhat: FREAKY! :scared:
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:40 PM
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80. Thou droning lily-livered scullian! |
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Eeek! We're like twins or something. :o
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:45 PM
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82. Thou caluminous onion-eyed malcontent! |
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Onions! In your eyes, that must sting. :rofl:
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:48 PM
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83. Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:51 PM
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85. I shall live to knock thy brains out. |
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:spray: :rofl: I :loveya: that smilie! Its perfect!
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:52 PM
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86. Thou qualling tickle-brained jolt-head! |
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I :loveya: that smiley too. :7
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:58 PM
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87. Thou currish dizzy-eyed strumpet! |
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Like this:
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:59 PM
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88. Thou vain dread-bolted bladder! |
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COOL! I've always wanted to be a strumpet. :bounce:
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:03 PM
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89. Thou tottering unchin-snouted harpy! |
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Didn't know a bladder could be vain AND had no idea anyhting could actualy be dread-bolted. Trying to get the image in my mind! :*
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:04 PM
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90. Thou spleeny scurvy-valiant baggage! |
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I didn't know baggage had spleens. :shrug:
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:05 PM
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91. OMG! To end all insults.... Look what it gave me! |
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Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth, that are written down old with all the characters of age? Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? And will you yet call yourself young? :WOW:
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:08 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:15 PM
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94. Wait! I'm back in the running, look what it just gave me! |
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Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?
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Thu Feb-23-06 11:48 PM
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95. Oh yeah???? Take this! |
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Wherein good, but to taste sack and drink it? Wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? Wherein cunning, but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous, but in all things? Wherein worthy but in nothing? :woohoo:
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:11 PM
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39. If you hadn't, I would have. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:45 PM
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25. Thy countenance doth set my hounds to howling! |
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That's my Shakespearean insult!
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:47 PM
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27. Thou qualling malmsey-nosed maggot-pie! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:52 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:54 PM
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31. You speak unskilfully: or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:58 PM
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32. What doesith thou meanist byist this treachery??? |
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Thou hast besmichened mine honor. Ye wench.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:04 PM
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34. How now, wool-sack, what mutter you? |
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Thu Feb-23-06 09:59 PM
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33. To't then, thou withered bull's pizzle! nt |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:05 PM
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35. Thou wayward crook-pated baggage |
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Edited on Thu Feb-23-06 10:05 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04
Away with thee!
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:09 PM
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"malmsey-nosed maggot-pie" is still my favorite. :rofl: :applause: We have much more fun than the Freepers.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:10 PM
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38. Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; |
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I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:13 PM
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40. Kinda looks like a king james version of abuse |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:18 PM
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44. Away with thee! Thou bawdy malmsey-nosed foot-licker! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:17 PM
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42. Do tell ? There is a Shake insults dictionary website out there. Yes? |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:19 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:20 PM
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48. Thou cullionly plume-plucked canker-blossom! LOL .. I WON!! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:21 PM
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:25 PM
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Thou gleeking dread-bolted blind-worm. :P
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 PM
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59. Thou whoreson mandrake! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:33 PM
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71. Thy words tithe only to the colony of gods betwixt thou toes |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:35 PM
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74. Thou bootless beetle-headed nut-hook! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:24 PM
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52. Piss away, cliquemate. |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:26 PM
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55. Thou appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of va |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:26 PM
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56. What the crap is a va? |
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64. Haha, alright, fair enough. |
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67. Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:39 PM
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79. No! Thou frothy plume-plucked lout! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:27 PM
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57. I just can't pass this up |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:29 PM
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62. Thou jarring swag-bellied foot-licker! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:30 PM
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65. Prithee, you make of me a cuckold? |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:32 PM
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69. Thou cockered doghearted harpy! |
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68. Do thy worst, thou cur. |
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70. Thou jarring shard-borne maggot-pie! |
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:34 PM
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72. I am seriously hormonal. Go for it. |
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75. Thou mangled ill-breeding flirt-gill! |
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Loveit! I'm such a flirt tonight.
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Thu Feb-23-06 10:41 PM
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81. Thou qualling fen-sucked mumble-news! |
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