Someone keeps leaving fundie magazines in my dorm's lounge area...

[TimeChaser]

:shrug:

[cynatnite]

They leave them all over the place at the VA hospital...

It was either those or Faux news on TV so I started taking my own reading material. Maybe I should take an Al Franken book or Clinton's next time. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

1. Retaliate by leaving porn!

What college do you go to?

[TimeChaser]

2. I ain't giving up any of that!

Well... I can print out some yaoi... but I'm not giving up any of my doujins (fan comics... slash stuff XD ).

I go to a tiny little school in central OH.

[SoCalDem]

3. Just keep tossing them out..

If you ever see who's doing it, complain to the person in charge.. Have them post a sign disallowing solicitation of propaganda

[TroubleMan]

4. Grab a gay porn magazine and "merge" the two pictures.

For instance, I knew a guy who had a picture behind his desk where he took a Michael Jordan lay up picture, where he has his tongue sticking out and his hand extended. Then he merged it with a picture of an obese naked woman, so that it looked like Jordan was cupping her ass with his hand and his tongue was .... well you can guess on that one.

You should do something like that to those magazines and place them back where you found them.

[TimeChaser]

5. Now that sounds fun

[NMMNG]

6. Develop a habit of "accidentally" spilling drinks on them

Or, if you really want to get their knickers in a twist, get some Muslim tracts/magazines and start leaving them around the lounge area. They will be climbing the walls, but if they protest then it can be argued that if the Muslim stuff needs to go, their stuff needs to go as well. (You could also add some Wiccan and Pagan literature for good measure.) If you can't get mags or tracts for free you could probably download and print informational articles for free from the Internet. :evilgrin:

If there is anything the fundies hate it is competition and equal-time for other viewpoints.

[TimeChaser]

7. I was thinking of leaving some Pagan goodies,

but since we don't proselytize or try to save people, I wasn't sure what to use.

[NMMNG]

8. It doesn't have to be proselytization literature to cheese the fundies off

Just informational stuff like this will do:

Paganism, Past and Present

Modern Paganism

Print up a few pages from each site, staple them together and leave them around. The fundies' heads will explode from having such "DARKSIDED!!!" literature being there. :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

17. You need to go get a copy of The Other People to leave around

http://www.caw.org/articles/otherpeople.html

If that doesn't work, try printing out some spoof Chick tracts. http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/

[HEyHEY]

9. Maybe they meant to leave them in the biffy for asswipes?

EDIT: That works on two levels

[BikeWriter]

10. Bovine manure makes excellent compost!

[sakabatou]

11. Take the covers off the repuke mags

Replace the garbage inside with yaoi or whatever and leave the new "fusion" mags on the table. ;)

[TimeChaser]

12. That is really, really tempting.

And I know which yaoi to put inside too XD

[sakabatou]

13. Something popular...

or something already on air...

[TimeChaser]

15. *Cough*

I have some VincentxCid stuff where Vincent's at least partially Chaos, so he's all demonic looking.

[sakabatou]

18. The guys in suits?

[TimeChaser]

19. Nope

These two:

[sakabatou]

22. Oh...

:blush: I have almost no knowledge of FF.

[deadparrot]

14. We've got fundies handing out Jesus cards to us on our way to class.

"Have YOU been saved?," etc.

[TimeChaser]

16. Oh goody...

The chaplain (who's really liberal, btw) forbids them from outright proselytizing. So I think they're trying to be 'good' fundies and sneak around that. I know they were pushing it earlier in the year with a sneaky ad campaign.

[obxhead]

20. So leave some truth next to it..... nt

[jobycom]

21. Vandalize them--make people laugh at the BS.

If they aren't someone else's property, and are left as propaganda, leave your own propaganda on them. I used to draw an "L" on Bush's forehead, or spell out "LIAR" or "LOSER." Hey, it's not much, but it's my little way of sticking it to the Man... or in this case, Maroon.

[XemaSab]

23. Here's the deal:

they're jackasses.

Fuck 'em.

I frankly find hardcore fundie literature totally amusing, so leave it for the next person to enjoy.

:D