So I got a free sample of Axe shower scrub today

[JVS]

it says snake peel. How much is one to use at once? Also, will this make women hurl themselves at my loins?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. The Prophetess LOVES Axe

LOVES it. Seriously.

[JVS]

2. What's the deal with it?

[HEyHEY]

4. It has some of Tom Jones' DNA mixed in

[JVS]

5. What's new pussycat? WHOA WHOA WHOOOOA!

I wish that he'd sing some songs in Welsh. That'd be killer

[HEyHEY]

6. He does, but only at Rugby banquets

After a few Smithwick's

[EstimatedProphet]

8. I don't know what the deal is...

but she can't keep her hands off me when I use it! At least the Kilo variety-some of the others she doesn't like much, but that one drives her crazy!

[DS1]

10. Phoenix body wash

does wonders ;-)

[LynneSin]

11. Have you ever thought maybe it was just you and not

the AXE stuff?

I'm just saying!

[EstimatedProphet]

14. She likes me without the Axe

She goes berserk WITH the Axe.

[JVS]

15. But his natural odor is probably rank and offensive!

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Well, that was certainly uncalled for.

[JVS]

19. Fine, prove me wrong by not bathing for 6 months

Let's see who's right then1 :-)

[TheProphetess]

21. His natural odor is certainly NOT rank nor offensive

It is quite manly and sexy. The axe just adds to his natural sex appeal. ;)

[KitchenWitch]

9. I could be wrong, but I think it has pheromones in it.

[HEyHEY]

3. Yes, you'd best purchase a helmet and elbow pads

[mockmonkey]

7. snake peel?

be careful where you apply it it might circumcise you.

[XNASA]

12. So go scrub your axe.

In the shower.

[Beer Snob-50]

13. women will jump off of buildings or

jump you in supermarket aisles when you wear that stuff!

[name not needed]

17. My friend sprayed Axe on his pants and lit himself on fire.

[SofaKingLiberal]

18. Uhm, So what's yer avatar doing?

[JVS]

20. Good catch!