Insert the words "Ancient Beaver" in you favorite bible verse.

[XNASA]

Proverbs 1:10 "My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou ancient beaver."

[johnnie]

1. Luke 23:34

"Father, forgive them, for they do not know ancient beaver."

[Squatch]

2. And behold an ancient beaver: and he that sat upon him, his name was Death

And hell followed him.

Revelation 6:8

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. How blasphemous! This could get us killed you know

but it's damned funny and I believe God invented humor so here goes.

"The Lord is my Ancient Beaver, I shall not want."

"I will life up mine eyes unto the Ancient Beaver from whence cometh my help."

[Blue-Jay]

4. Deuteronomy 5:4

The LORD talked with you face to face in the mount out of the midst of the ancient beaver

[arwalden]

5. Luke 2:11 -- For unto you is born this day...

"For unto you is born this day in the city of Ancient Beaver. a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." (KJV)

[Richardo]

6. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ancient beaver"

[RetroLounge]

7. "In my fathers house there are many Ancient Beavers"

RL

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

(11)When two men strive together, one with another, and the wife of the one seeketh to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and reacheth forth and taketh him by the secrets, (12)then thou shalt cut off her ancient beaver. Thine eye shall not pity her.

[johnnie]

12. Lol

[johnnie]

9. Another one

Romans 7:3

So then if, while the ancient beaver lives, she is joined to another man, she would be called an adulteress. But if the ancient beaver dies, she is free from the law, so that she is no adulteress, though she is joined to another man.

[DS1]

10. Will you stop nailing me to this goddamn ancient beaver?

-Jesus

[Blue-Jay]

11. 2 Samuel 1:3

And David said unto him, From whence comest thou? And he said unto him, Out of the Ancient Beaver am I escaped.

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. Psalm 137:

'If I forget thee, O ancient beaver, let my right hand forget her cunning'.

[XNASA]

14. Proverbs 31:6 - "Give beer to those......

....who are perishing, ancient beaver to those who are in anguish."

[trogdor]

15. What, no mention of Sarah's ancient beaver?

Sarah, the wife of Abraham, who was well past childbearing age, who bore her husband a son because God made it so?

I knoweth way too much of this OT stuff.

[jakefrep]

16. Ancient Beaver, who begat Ancient Beaver,

who begat Ancient Beaver, and so on and so on.