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Fri Feb-24-06 12:26 PM
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| Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack |
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Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
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| Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:30 PM
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| 1. Is Jack Bauer the new Chuck Norris or something? |
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Fri Feb-24-06 12:32 PM
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On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:33 PM
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| 3. He's about 1.2 Chuck Norrises, but only 0.3 Bill Braskies. |
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Fri Feb-24-06 01:37 PM
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| 4. I just saved 96 hours out of my life |
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