DRESS CODE

[flordehinojos]

got this in an e-mail ...

The Dress Code:
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50
are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are
unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:

>> 1. A nose ring and bifocals
>> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
>> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
>> 4. Miniskirts and support hose
>> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
>> 6. Speedo's and cellulite
>> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
>> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
>> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
>> 10. Bikinis and liver spots
>> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins
>> 12. Inline skates and a walker
>> 13. Thongs and Depends

[Beer Snob-50]

1. I think those near 50

should avoid wearing baseball caps backwards or sideways.

[DS1]

2. How about clothes and Italian wimmen?

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