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Colorado Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:46 PM
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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

A dowry, yet:)

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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:48 PM
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1. Paging Rick Santorum, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
:evilgrin:
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-25-06 12:37 AM
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16. Santorum ought to go to the shelter and adopt a dog
Edited on Sat Feb-25-06 12:38 AM by StopThePendulum
Shortly thereafter, they'll charge him with bigamy :evilgrin:
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-25-06 12:44 AM
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17. Snap!
n/t
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:48 PM
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2. he got off much better than i did with my first wife..
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:05 PM
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13. *grin* -NT
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:48 PM
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3. Glad to see he was forced to do the decent thing
and make an honest goat of her.
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:49 PM
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4. Neil Horsley last seen booking a flight to Sudan
:evilgrin:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:50 PM
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5. goatse?
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:09 PM
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15. LOL....there probably was something like that on that site

nt.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:51 PM
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6. Whats the difference between North Dakota and Canada?
Whats the difference between North Dakota and Canada? In Canada Moosehead is a beer, in North Dakota it's 30 days in jail... (rimshot)
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 01:53 PM
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7. See what happens when you let heterosexuals marry?
Inevitably, you end up with man-on-goat unions.
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:06 PM
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14. Zing! -nt
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 02:02 PM
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8. Well, at least it wasn't a box turtle.
Things haven't degraded THAT far!
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 02:03 PM
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9. I hope she didn't eat the bouquet
and I wonder if they plan to have chimeras.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 02:06 PM
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10. So that's what Bush** was reading to those schoolchildren
in Fla. that fateful morning of 9/11! :evilgrin:
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Colorado Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 02:10 PM
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11. LOL!
Please do not give him any ideas:)
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 10:58 PM
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12. that poor goat....
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-25-06 12:45 AM
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18. Ew.
Poor goat.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-25-06 12:48 AM
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19. What would have happened
if it was a blow up doll?:rofl:
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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-25-06 12:51 AM
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20. Now we know george's* super top secret plan
for creating the human-animal hybrid threat he was warning us about.
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