Penis In Microwave UPDATE: Couple was using fake penis to pass drug test!

[matcom]

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KDKA) McKeesport There’s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store’s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple’s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

According to McKeesport’s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.

When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.

“Hands down the most bizarre. I’ve never come across anything like this before,” said Chief Joe Pero.

Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.

The couple could face charges of harassment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.

http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055114857.html

[Misunderestimator]

1. Oh...... My...... GOD!

Bizaaaaaaaaaaaarre! And imagine the nurse taking the temp of the urine and finding out it was 150 degrees. Damn. People are STUPID.

[ET Awful]

5. Not to mention . . . why exactly would a WOMAN want a fake penis

to fake a drug test?

Seems a bit confused to me. :P

[Misunderestimator]

8. Well, yeah, there's that too... maybe it was a distraction tactic?

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

9. I guess it all depends on what job she was applying for . . . .

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

2. holy shit

:rofl:

[DS1]

3. Only someone on drugs would combine the usage of the great

nachos enabler and passing a drug test

[JVS]

15. Exactly.

[Rosie1223]

4. Huh?

So a WOMAN was planning to use urine from a fake penis?? What's wrong with that picture?

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. Ditto..

I was about to post the same thing.. Perhaps, they were high while thinking up this plan.

[Robb]

6. Er....

The article says the woman was planning to use the penis to pass a drug test? :wtf:

[Montauk6]

10. Wouldn't it be SO much easier to just NOT use the goddamned drugs????

[underpants]

11. What, are you HIGH?

:smoke:

[underpants]

12. They didn't get it near the free chili and cheese machine did they?

I sure hope not.

[DS1]

14. Ever looked inside one of those?

I used to work there, and while I didn't touch the chili, that cheese was reaaal goood on the hotdogs - which was another thing I wanted to know as little about as possible

[underpants]

16. NO

its like they stand behind me and do that "1 .. 2...3" counting thing like they did at the water fountain in elementary school. They make me leave.

[JVS]

13. Woohoo Pittsburgh!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. Too bizarre