Men! The Liberal Media doesn't want you to get laid!

Dogmudgeon

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:03 PM
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Men! The Liberal Media doesn't want you to get laid!

Honest it doesn't.

I was checking out an article on New Smacks when my roving male eye caught the following ad:

Discover Forbidden Attraction Secrets
the Liberal Media does NOT want you to know.
(Graphic may be time-limited to posting date)

Keep watching it. One of the panels will inform you of this treacherous Liberal Media sexual treachery.

I never knew that the Liberal Media was behind this problem. For the longest time, I just thought I was a loser.

Interestingly, NewsMax puts several ads for martial arts, sexual enhancement, and questionable investments on the left side of their pages, while on the right side are the larger, moralizing ads, like "Will Speaking The Truth Put Your Pastor Behind Bars?"

--p!

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Strong Atheist

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:11 PM
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1. Say WHAT?

:wtf:

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last_texas_dem

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:15 PM
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2. Interesting stuff

So if I'd just been watching FAUX News all along I'd have had the women all over me? Damn that liberal media for sabotaging my lovelife for all these years!

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EstimatedProphet

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:16 PM
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3. God that's funny!

That damned liberal media again! It's trying to keep me from having sex!

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NMMNG

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:16 PM
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4. Yeah, because we know the Right Wing media is all about sex

:rofl:

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billyskank

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Sun Feb-26-06 07:55 AM
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8. Well, I guess it kinda is

Because the way the talking heads on Fox News bloviate about how culture is being debased, but which channel is the greatest offender? Why, sister channel Fox!

Pretty nifty perpetual motion machine if you ask me. Make money both from debasing the culture, and from moaning about how debased the culture has become. :hi:

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Radical Activist

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:25 PM
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5. I thought it was the conservatives who hate sex

What with the impeaching Clinton and hating sex in movies and what not. :shrug:

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Feb-24-06 09:32 PM
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6. If that's the case...

Edited on Fri Feb-24-06 09:32 PM by primate1

They're doing their jobs well.

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Dogmudgeon

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Sun Feb-26-06 07:44 AM
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7. I'm kicking this puppy ...

--p!

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Orsino

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Sun Feb-26-06 08:07 AM
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9. 'Forbidden Attraction Secrets'=roofies

Or ways to trick her into having sex? And they market this idea to men who believe in a Liberal Media Conspiracy?

Soun ds like a perfect fit.

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