Funny pet story

[Alleycat]

A few weeks ago my daughter and I along with our dog Jenna (very cute Golden)were at PetSmart shopping for food and bones. A women stopped us in one of the aisles since Jenna is so cute. (proud doggie Mom) We talked a bit about her dog and Jenna and both dogs sniffed and said hello. The woman proceeded to ask my dog's name and when I told her she almost jumped out of her pants and said and I quote " Oh my Gawd! My girl's name is Condi and my other girl at home is named Babs. You can tell were conservatives." At that out of the blue I came off with well Jenna wasn't named after Jenna Bush she was named after Jenna Jamison the porn star" This of course is a total lie since Jenna was named after Balto's girlfriend in the movie Balto. Her face went blank and she just walked off. My 14 year old daughter almost dropped thru the floor but I just couldn't help myself. I would rather be know as a porn watcher then a conservative.

We still laugh at this to this day!!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. I would have laughed myself sick.

That is HYSTERICAL.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. That is SO SWEET, and you did it on the fly, too!

[Alleycat]

3. I am not usually quick on my feet

but it must have been a good day for me!

[DawgHouse]

4. Now, that's a good story!

Made me laugh!

[KT2000]

5. Terrific!

:bounce:

Those poor animals have to be named after the worst people in this country! How could she have done that!?!

[xchrom]

6. ...

:applause: