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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:11 PM
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I'm making an open challenge to Bigfoot......
Edited on Fri Feb-24-06 11:15 PM by Wetzelbill
Listen pal, you've been hiding out for too long. Enough playing games. Come out and fight. I challenge you, out in front of my apartment, next to the bus stop to a No Holds Barred fight. I guarantee I will take your shaggy ass down and pound you. Ground and Pound, baby! My right fist is thunder and my left is lightning. I am a two-time freestyle state wrestling champion and was undefeated in smokers all through junior high and middle school! So what are you afraid of, furball? I say bring it on! So next Saturday at 7 PM if you aren't outside my door ready to rumble, I'll know you lack the balls to accept my challenge. Now, Passion Cove: Lost In Lust is on, so I gotta go, but rest assured, I'll be ready next weekend. You're going down.

The gauntlet has been thrown. It's your move now, freak.


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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:21 PM
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1. Ooh, can you ask him to get me the Easter Bunny's autograph? -NT
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:23 PM
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2. if he's still alive when I'm finished with him
:)
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:31 PM
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9. Cool
See if you can rustle me up a nice leprechaun while you're at it, eh? ;)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:25 PM
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3. I thought I saw him once at Truman Lake.
That night I learned a valuable lesson-never buy drugs from strangers.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:26 PM
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5. hahaha
Yes, be safe and fry your brain with stuff a friend has given you.

I once thought I saw a little green martian hiding behind a seeder in a field when I walked down the road to get the mail. Not good.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:32 PM
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10. I don't bake anymore.
I have a kid. The money goes to her.

At that time buying from him seemed like a good idea. He was cute and the product was cheap.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:25 PM
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4. Curb-bite him after the beatdown, just to send a message to the other
Bigfoots
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:27 PM
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6. Hell yeah, good idea
that'll show them all. Ed Norton style!!!!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 12:17 AM
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13. You want some of this
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:29 PM
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7. Bigfoot is a lover, not a fighter.
Don't be hatin'.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:30 PM
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8. normally I am too
wait, no I'm not... :)
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-24-06 11:45 PM
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11. I might be out of your weight class
:D
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-25-06 01:22 AM
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12. Hey man, it was all talk
I really didn't think you existed! I don't want any trouble. :)
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 12:53 AM
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14. Which bustop? Campbell at Prince?
Can we take pictures?
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 01:05 AM
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15. Calling out bigfoot...
...that's a paddlin'.

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