The "Say Something Racist" thread

[Wetzelbill]

No! Don't! I was just kidding! Shame on each and every one of you who clicked on this thread. For shame! For shame!

[ZombieNixon]

1. Damn Klingons, with their honor, and their make-out parties!

They sicken me! :grr:

[Wetzelbill]

2. well that is fine to say

I mean, Klingons, they don't even count. :)

[Wetzelbill]

3. I distrust the Smurfs

Blue people are a lower life form. Their brains are smaller than humans. Plus short people are inherently evil. It's true! It's true!

[NJCher]

19. Per Randy Newman

(short people) They've got no reason to live!




Cher

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Are drunk people a race?

[Wetzelbill]

6. they come from monkeys

so I'm not sure if they qualify as "people." :)

[ghostsofgiants]

11. In that case, I have nothing racist to say.

[PretzelWarrior]

5. People from Esperanto are arrogant

all of them

[laheina]

7. I was just waiting for the lioness to come get you.

:popcorn:

[Wetzelbill]

8. but I'm so sweet and innocent

:evilgrin:

[Benfea]

9. Cylons are genocidal maniacs! -NT

[BluePatriot]

51. Skin jobs! *nt*

[MrScorpio]

10. The human race in like a virus...

And I am the cure!

[Wetzelbill]

13. Mister Anderson...

:)

[SeattleGirl]

12. Tinky Winky is a freakin' flame boy

[Wetzelbill]

14. Well that is true

no doubt about that. :)

Spank me!!!! You Emerald City Goddess you! :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

15. As you wish!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

There. Feel better? :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

16. oooooohhh yeaaaahhhhh

:smoke:

[SeattleGirl]

17. Glad I could help!

:evilgrin:

[kwassa]

18. Is a racist someone who is really good at racing?

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Fucking NASCARS with their missing teeth, their inability to read,

their incestuous desires, and their constant tobacco juice spitting.

[DainBramaged]

23. Not Guilty

Except a few wisdom teeth are still gone.

[GalleryGod]

21. Doesn't always go to the swiftest...

:shrug: JAFO

[mwooldri]

22. So how much did you bet on Diktatorial to win the 14:35 race at Lingfield?

I hear that horse is a good racist.

[DainBramaged]

24. Why did the ____________________ elevator operator get fired

he/she forgot the route. (You're suppossed to fill in the blank.)

[asthmaticeog]

25. I'm a filthy Jew.

Seriously, I just got up and I need to hit the shower before I head out and do anything.

[Wetzelbill]

41. And, I am a drunken Indian... or a noble savage depending

on your pov.

The world needs to be cleansed of mathematicians!

[NoPasaran]

26. That freakin' Green Giant!

What's he got to be so goddamned jolly about? Always trying to get his hand on other peoples' niblets---he makes me sick!

[leeroysphitz]

27. I'm scared of CARNIVAL folk... (SMALL hands you know...) n/t

[Minnesota Libra]

28. Sorry - my curiousity got the better of me nt

[Wetzelbill]

39. Curious people should be put into slave labor camps

:)

[Inspired]

29. Damn those Norwegians and their lust for kringla

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. I was clicking on this thread to admonish you...so...there.

:P

[LynneSin]

31. White People really can't jump or dance

I should know - I'm white and I can neither jump nor dance!

[rug]

32. The Wins are superior to the Shows.

[UTUSN]

33. Is something humorous, BY somebody OF that ethnic group, racist?

I hope this post is not ruled to be racist. The column (in the Orange County, of all places, paper) is BY a "Mexican" and is in the vein of "The Mind of MENCIA" and, I would argue, Dave CHAPPELLE. I know that somebody with an extra-PC-chromosome has gotten the Mods to delete similar examples before.

************QUOTE*********
http://www.ocweekly.com/component/content2/view/%a1ask-a-mexican%21_2006-02-23/
Dear Mexican,
Where does a Mexican’s “sense” of color scheme come from? I have seen trucks that are teal, maroon and yellow—all on one truck! Is this something ustedes do on purpose, and do ustedes know it looks like crap?

Blinded by the Blight

Dear Gabacho,
Alan Burner doesn’t think that the Mexican love of vibrant colors is crap. Burner is a professor at the Art Institute of California—Orange County and one of the country’s premier color theorists; his textbook, The Dynasty of Light, is required reading in art schools nationwide. “Color is very spiritual and symbolic of one’s inner nature,” the bueno professor told the Mexican. “Worldwide, if you view ethnic people with a rich heritage, you’ll find vibrant colors, because they’re energized. You look at Mexicans, they’re passionate at what they do. When they work, they work hard. When they play, they play hard.” That translates into the retina-searing trucks, houses and hair that offend you so, Blinded. Burner adds that gabacho criticism of bright colors is “just singing sour grapes because we don’t have the guts to do what Mexicans do. are a very brave approach to life—it shows you’re not afraid of emotions. Americans, we’re lazy and lethargic. We’re stuffy. We’re colorless. We’re too busy building façades and not being genuine. We’ll say, ‘Bright pink is not a sophisticated way to paint your house,’ but that’s only because we want everyone to be as phony and plastic as we are.” Translation, Blinded: you’re as cowardly as a Guatemalan.

*********UNQUOTE********

[Liberalynn]

34. The Magogs

from Sci Fi Show Andromeda are gross and scary.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. all races have their racists.

:P

[Wetzelbill]

36. that could be a Haiku

:)

[maveric]

37. Those who's names end in a vowel are not true Americans.

I had this racist twit actually tell me this.

[Wetzelbill]

38. I bet he was really smart

:P

[Solon]

47. Hey, my name ends with a vowel, those damned ingrates! n/t

[smitty]

40. Dirty fat, Belgium bastards! (from Monty Python)

[Wetzelbill]

42. I neither like or respect the Greasers or the Socs nt

[El Fuego]

43. Homo sapiens suck

[Wetzelbill]

44. and blow, you can't forget that

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[DelawareValleyDem]

45. As Nigel Tufnel might say

"What's wrong with being racy?"

[Sabriel]

46. I hate everyone whose skin isn't green and gold like mine

That would be all you anti-Packers out there.

[Wetzelbill]

49. I'm thinking you hate Purple-People Eaters

:)

[YankeyMCC]

48. Nasty Molemen!

[Momgonepostal]

50. Visigoths make such FINE athletes! nt

[graywarrior]

52. Right wing tv sucks.

[SofaKingLiberal]

53. I was just curious why it had 52 replies and wasn't locked.

Edit - BTW.. KILL WHITEY!

:hide:

[Wetzelbill]

54. I think because it's so obviously absurd

:)