Due to financial problems, I've decided to sell most of you

[Rabrrrrrr]

to medical research.

I'm sorry, but my mind's made up.

A few of you will be left behind to continue with your regular gags and spoofs, but for the rest of you, it's off to the labs. All for the progress of humanity, I say. Your deaths will not be in vain. Painful, sure. But not in vain, and your sacrifice will not go unnoticed.

[lildreamer316]

1. Soylent Green?

Pleeeese nooooo.....

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. No, mostly shampoos and floor cleaners, I believe

[lildreamer316]

6. Greasy hair..

<feed my frankenstien?> sorry; I'm a bit off this morning. Put me in the grinder.

[matcom]

3. will you please spare me sir?

i have glitter :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Oh, you're on the shortlist. Don't worry.

I'm having your head replaced with Roseanne Barr's toilet and your left leg with a billboard advertising a Tom Cruise Complete DVD set, but otherwise, you will be spared.

[In_The_Wind]

4. Really?

You might want to start with the young ones first.

[DainBramaged]

7. Could I become a body wax?

[Strong Atheist]

8. But wait! Spaceman Spiff whips out his transmorgifier, and turns

Rabrrrrrr into the harmless




he should be. The day is saved! The crowd cheers!

:applause:

:woohoo:

[merh]

9. Can't you just take the freepers & trolls first?

:shrug:




































:hide:

[miss_american_pie]

10. I'm sure I could earn more

alive than dead. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

11. Me and 50 cents will get ya can of Coke or something...

[asthmaticeog]

12. Could I please be rendered and ground into animal feed?

Wait that was wrong - what was I looking to say -- SPARED. That's it, could I please be SPARED?

[RetroLounge]

13. Save the poets!

We record your history...

RL

[Benfea]

14. "Every sperm is saaaaacred....." -NT