Old Bush joke

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White House Breakfast

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! '' As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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1. I got one too

They finally bring the whole Bush administration to the Hague and try them for war crimes, and of course they're all found guilty. Most of them get to spend years in prison, but Little George, Big Dick, and Rumsfeld are sentenced to be executed by firing squad. They send Cheney out first and put the blindfold on him, but just as the riflemen are aiming on him, he screams, "Earthquake!" In the confusion he runs into a side door. So they frog-march Rummy out, but he too shouts out, "Tornado!" and similarly, he makes his getaway. Not one to be misunderestimated, Dim Son thinks, "I get it, if I yell out about a natural disaster, I can confuse the squad and not get shot!" So he makes his way out to the wall, refuses the blindfold, and with his trademark smirk hollers, "FIRE!"