Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

[Gman]

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife.

http://www.sudantribune.com/article.php3?id_article=14249

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Well, just damn! I guess the RW will hold this up as a real life example of what will happen if we allow gay marriage.

p.s. Where's Matcom?

[onehandle]

1. Female goat, so it's ok. nt

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. Yes, nothing queer about old Tombe, eh what? n/m

[MadisonProgressive]

2. He rapes a goat and they reward him for it??

[panader0]

3. As a man who has been married and divorced 3 times

I'm going to have to comtemplate that one for a minute.

[Gman]

4. Well, I guess she won't talk back!

Asbestos suit on!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. LOL! Once did me in!

[sam sarrha]

17. this makes me wonder about the BrokeBack Ewe Boys.. just be'n gay

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. I wonder what the law is on his eating his new wife?

(Sorry, it was too easy)

Goat stew, anyone?

[welshTerrier2]

7. do they plan to have kids?

[LARED]

9. Sounds like a cheap meal

Mr Tombe agreed immediately to pay for the goat, and paid half the dowry 150,000 Sudanese dinars up front.

150,000 dinar is about $15. So for a $30 he get a nice goat to eat.

[Gman]

10. Nice goat to eat?

How do you know that a goat involved in such a lustful affair is still a "nice goat"?

[LARED]

14. You have a point

Perhaps I should just say she's tasty.

[Richard Steele]

11. If Sudan was a US state, he'd be "Senator Tombe (R)" in no time.

[fknobbit]

12. HMMMM

"Well, just damn! I guess the RW will hold this up as a real life example of what will happen if we allow gay marriage."


I should think they would be more worried about the fine for insest, Family values take on a whole new meaning for redneck repukes.

[jeff30997]

13. If there was a similar law in the US...

Most Republicans would have to mary an animal of some kind.

[sam sarrha]

16. here is a scandal that has been used for blackmail for decades, ..LINK...

http://www.total411.info/2005/02/jeff-gannon-johnny-gosch-hunter.html

there is a lot of info on this if you just Google: 'boys town child prostitution ring' or 'Bush and boys town'..

i met one of the boys in this scandal and he had a lot to say about how many of them were perverts..

i have always believed the reason for the party line votes for the Republicans was blackmail for pictures of them with farm animals and children or really ugly crack Ho's

[Kat45]

15. I feel bad for the goat.

She went through an ordeal with that man, and now she's his property. She got a lousy deal.