Favorite Barney Fife quote?

[mac56]

I got mine:

"Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Memorize them until you can say them in your sleep. Rule number one: obey all rules. Rule number two: no writing on the walls."

[Blue-Jay]

1. Not a Barney quote, but directed at Barney:

"Citizens Arre-yust! Citizens Arre-yust!"

[blondeatlast]

2. From a non-Knotts movie, "Clay Pigeons:"

After the deputy pokes the dead body in the water, Jeneane Garafalo (as an FBI agent) tells the deputy to stop doing it and the sheriff calls him by name (Barney, of course): "You're deputy's name is BARNEY?"

You have to see it--I snicker just thinking about the scene.

[SeattleGirl]

3. One of mine:

"Oh, you're just full of fun today, aren't you? Why don't we go up to the old people's home and was the steps?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

7. Ah, yes, I remember that one--with the FACE.

Don Knotts gave great face!

[SeattleGirl]

8. That man had a rubber face!

That those eyes! I'm cracking up just thinking about it!

[Va Lefty]

4. Nip it in the bud!

[mac56]

5. Well, don't just mollycoddle them. Nip it!

You go read any book you can on the subject of child discipline and you'll find every one of them is in favor of bud-nipping.

[terrya]

6. That's my favorite

"Nip it...nip it in the bud!"

[July]

9. Juani-i-ta. Jua-a-a-ni-ita! nt