Ann Coulter Weds

[benburch]

http://www.sudantribune.com/article.php3?id_article=14249

Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan

Feb 24, 2006 (MALAKAL) — A certain Mr Tombe was caught having an intimate relation with a goat belonging to a Mr Alifi at Hai Malakal — Upper Nile State, southern Sudan — on February 13. Tombe was ordered to pay the goat’s dowry and take the animal as his wife .

Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

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:evilgrin:

[atommom]

1. That's baaaaaaaaaad.

[Fridays Child]

17. Time to write the sequel to "My Pet Goat."

[banana republican]

33. WELL NEITHER OF THEM COULD READ..... N/T

[AlCzervik]

2. thats an insult to goats everywhere!

:o

[Gman]

3. Of course, Coulter was the groom

[laheina]

13. You know it. nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. LMAO!

:rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. LOL I was thinking who would marry that witch!

[Cleita]

6. Poor goat. She can't even yell rape.n/t

[KingFlorez]

7. Good one!

I was like, what man in his right mind would marry Mann Coulter when I read the thread title.

[Olney Blue]

8. My wedding present: a copy of "My Pet Goat"

It was a "feta compli"

[enid602]

24. good

At first I thought you comitted a typo; then I got it.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

9. That poor man in the Sudan

should thank his lucky stars that all he married was a goat!

[MoonRiver]

10. Don't buy it.

Yer average goat is just too smart for the slimy likes of mAnn. :D

[MrSlayer]

11. That is so fucking funny.

People marrying goats? This is a slippery slope. What's next, men marrying men?

[onehandle]

12. So it's Not a female goat. nt

[Wetzelbill]

14. I would like to say I was above laughing at that

but I wasn't.

That is sooo baaaaaad! Funny as hell, but bad. :)

[Thtwudbeme]

15. DAMNIT TO HELL, BEN!!!!

You KNOW people have drinks in their hands and mouths this time at night!!

You owe me a keyboard now!

[Gregorian]

16. I thought the Welsh had this cornered.

Oh, that's sheep.

[buddysmellgood]

18. Sudan is okay with same sex marriage?

[sandrakae]

19. My first thought,when I read the headline was,who the fuck would marry her.

[Lochloosa]

20. K/R...whatever else...front page stuff....anything else

[Swamp Rat]

21. LOL!

:rofl: poor goat!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

22. Just plain disgusting.

No self respecting goat would ever have anytning to do with the mANNwitch.

[Rocknrule]

23. What, did they revive Hitler's corpse or something?

I can't think of anyone else who'd marry her/him/it

[rwenos]

25. So Who's The Lucky Girl?

Imagine her delight when the makeup comes off, and the goods hang down?

[ClusterFreak]

26. ...and the Rolling Stones song they'll play for the first dance....

"Beast of Burden".:smoke:

[rwenos]

27. "Sympathy for the Devil"

That's where I'd put MY money. If I had any.

[Gman]

32. Or something from Goat's Head Soup

like Dancing With Mr. D

[DanCa]

28. ROFLMAO (nt)

[UrbScotty]

29. Oh my Reagan. The sanctity of marriage is destroyed!

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[Blue-Jay]

30. hahahaha!

Damn. That was a good one! :thumbsup:

[CatholicEdHead]

31. Will there be a "human-animal hybrid" offspring?

[StaggerLee]

34. heh

This so could have been a Braz---- joke.

:thumbsup:

[WildEyedLiberal]

35. .....

:rofl:

[Balderdash]

36. Now that is funny!

:yourock:

[progressoid]

37. Tears rolling down my face

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NJmaverick]

38. Stop insulting goats!

[SeaBob]

39. A.C.

you are soooooo bad Laughing my ass off

[raysr]

40. Post that over at freeper town

[benburch]

44. Be My Guest!

I suspect our friends at Troll Central will be here shortly, in fact, my logs show one or two of them here already.

[Catherine Vincent]

41. LOL!

He had to ask him what was he doing there?

[kedrys]

42. "Do his nonsense on

my goat"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

43. OMG, that was the best joke thread in a while.

:yourock:

[philosophie_en_rose]

45. Best. Thread. Ever.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[benburch]

47. Thanks! nt

[catmother]

46. that poor goat.

:shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

48. ROFL

:rofl::rofl::rofl: