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From an email recieved today. Enjoy!
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. > It was ruled > "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden" ... and thus > the word GOLF > entered into the English language. > > > > In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not > allowed to beat his > wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence > we have "the rule of > thumb" > > > The first couple to be shown in bed together on > prime time TV were Fred > and Wilma Flintstone. > > > Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than > the US Treasury. > > > Men can read smaller print than women can; women can > hear better. > > > Coca-Cola was originally green. > > > It is impossible to lick your elbow > > > The State with the highest percentage of people who > walk to work: Alaska > > > The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% > (now get this..) > > > The percentage of North America that is wilderness: > 38% > > > The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of > eleven: $6,400 > > > The average number of people airborne over the US > any given hour: 61,000 > > > Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in > their hair. > > > The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom > Sawyer > > > The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile > National Monuments. > > > Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a > great king from history: > Spades - King David > Hearts - Charlemagne > Clubs -Alexander, the Great > Diamonds - Julius Caesar > > > 111,111,111 x 111,11 1,111 = > 12,345,678,987,654,321 > > > If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has > both front legs in > the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has > one front leg in > the air the person died as a result of wounds > received in battle. If the > horse has all four legs on the ground, the person > died of natural causes. > > > Only two people signed the Declaration of > Independence on July 4th, John > Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest > signed on August 2, but > the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. > > > Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of > what? > A. Their birthplace > > > Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the > most popular boat name > requested? > A. Obsession > > > Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far wo uld > you have to go until > you would find the letter "A"? > A. One thousand > > > Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, > windshield wipers, and laser > printers all have in common? > A. All invented by women. > > > Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? > A. Honey > > > Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any > other day of the year? > A. Father's Day > > > In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on > bed frames by ropes. > When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, > making the bed > firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... > "goodnight, sleep tight." > > > It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years > ago that for a month > after the wedding, the bride's father would supply > his son-in-law with > all the mead he could drin k. Mead is a honey beer > and because their > calendar was lunar based, this period was called the > honey month ... > which we know today as the honeymoon. > > > In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and > quarts... So in old > England, when customers got unruly, the bartender > would yell at them > "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down. "It's > where we get the > phrase "mind your P's and Q's". > > > Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a > whistle baked into the > rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they > needed a refill, they > used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your > whistle" is the phrase > inspired by this practice. > > > Don't delete this just because it looks weird. > Believe it or not, you > can read it. > > > I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty u esdnatnrd > waht I was > rdgnieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid > Aoccdrnig to rscheearch > at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht > oredr the ltteers in > a wrod are, the > olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat > ltteer be in the rghit > pclae The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll > raed it wouthit a > porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not > raed ervey lteter by > istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > At least 75% of the people who read this will try > to lick their elbow
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