MrScorpio
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Sun Feb-26-06 02:51 AM
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I would declare every humpday as "Sexual Wednesday" at all Hooters
Wings half price!
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SeattleGirl
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Sun Feb-26-06 02:54 AM
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Edited on Sun Feb-26-06 02:56 AM by SeattleGirl
I would declare all women sexual goddesses, and make it a crime to denigrate them, or look down on them for not being the "little woman". :evilgrin:
And, spankn's would be plentiful for whomever wanted them!! :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:
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MrScorpio
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:00 AM
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2. If I Were President... |
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I would proclaim Roger Lodge a HERO OF THE MOTHERLAND
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SeattleGirl
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:03 AM
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4. Does he like spankin's??? |
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:06 AM
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6. I think his amazon wife handles that department |
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:07 AM
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I'm not sure I could stack up against her!
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:02 AM
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3. If I were president, I'd actually be elected by the people, not by Diebold |
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:04 AM
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5. If I Were President... |
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You'd get noogies for traffic violations, instead of traffic tickets
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Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:40 AM
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8. ...any athlete who used steroids would be |
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persona non grata. None of their records would be kept. I don't care if they hit 8 gajillion homers; it ain't goin' in the books.
It would be illegal to play baseball indoors or on anything but real grass.
The designated hitter would be history, but I'd bring back the spitball. (It never really left anyway.)
There'd be a Baseball Network with any game you wanted to watch, free, with built-in DVR so you could watch it anytime and as often as you wanted. And no commercials. Or announcers. Or talking CGI baseballs, or overbearing graphics of any kind.
There'd be a lot more day games, and I'd bring back doubleheaders. And every minor league team would have a great ballyard.
Oh... and lobbying would be a capital offense.
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:43 AM
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9. Ah, a man after my own baseball lovin' heart! |
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:47 AM
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10. That ain't all I'm after |
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:evilgrin:
But we'll have to schedule any... uh, recreation around Dodgers games.
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:52 AM
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:55 AM
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13. What about the M's schedule? |
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Might be kinda tough to coordinate. :shrug:
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:59 AM
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Mariners are coming to LA on June 20, 21, and 22nd. How 'bout that?
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:10 AM
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I was pretty happy to learn that until I found out Jeff Nelson signed with St. Louis.
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:22 AM
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16. Oh, don't hold that against me, dude! |
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:23 AM
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Actually, it's a good thing. If he stays with the Cardinals (he signed a minor-league contract), I can catch him in San Francisco. If he were still with Seattle, I'd have to go to an A's game. :puke:
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:25 AM
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18. No, you would go to a Mariners game, played at the Angel's |
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home field. Then you wouldn't have to :puke:
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:29 AM
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19. That's like a seven-hour drive |
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And driving in Ellay is :scared:
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:34 AM
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and lived to tell the tale!
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:37 AM
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It's not an experience I wish to repeat.
I'd rather go to an A's game. I figure there's a better chance of surviving a stabbing than a 14-car pile-up.
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:45 AM
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22. You know, I heard all kinds of stuff about LA drivers |
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But let me tell you, Seattle drivers are a LOT worse.
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Sun Feb-26-06 04:55 AM
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Everybody says that about where they live. :P
I don't think there's any real difference in drivers. The difference is in the roads and the signs and the commute hours.
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Sun Feb-26-06 05:01 AM
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Except, I actually felt safer on LA roads than I do on Seattle roads.
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Sun Feb-26-06 05:20 AM
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I have a hypothesis: I think some people feel less intimidated in unfamiliar circumstances because they're concentrating on where they are and how to get where they want to go. That takes away some of the mental energy that might otherwise be used for anxiety, and it also gives one a sense of plausible deniability, i.e. "I'm not from here."
Well, it works for me. :silly:
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Sun Feb-26-06 05:39 AM
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26. Because drivers in LA don't feel like they have to |
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Sun Feb-26-06 05:40 AM
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27. Kinda hard to change lanes |
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Sun Feb-26-06 05:46 AM
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28. I know, but that doesn't stop it from happening here in |
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:08 AM
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30. Your freeways come to full stops too? |
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Or is that a silly question?
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:09 AM
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31. It's a totally goofy questions |
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Which begs the answer, why do my friends call me "The Queen of the Backroads"?
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:18 AM
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32. I deserve such a title |
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Well, maybe not the "queen" part... unless it's a weekend.
If there's a way to get from point A to point Q without taking the busy byways, I know it. I. Freakin'. HATE. driving in heavy traffic, and I avoid it even if it means going several miles out of my way. It's worth the anxiety savings.
That's why I hate Ellay. They ain't got no un-busy byways.
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:55 AM
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36. I've driven in both as well... |
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TTTT... and there is some truth in the notion that LA drivers are "on a wavelength"... TTTTI noticed when I was driving down there, that the cause of almost all of those spectacular 150-car fender-benders you hear about was the guy from Not-L.A... TTTTI found it almost surreal the way you'd see an entire roadway full of cars flash their brake lights in the same microsecond... except for the poor sod with out of state (or Northern Cal) tags... TTTTSurreal, I tell you!
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:49 AM
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34. At least he's not a DamnYankee!!! |
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:56 AM
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37. Hey! I thought you left!!! |
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:hug: TTTTGlad you're still here!
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:58 AM
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38. Just trying to make my way out of the building! |
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He was for five seasons, 1996-2000, and then part of 2003.
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Sun Feb-26-06 06:48 AM
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33. Never mind President... Oeditpus Rex for COMMISSIONER!!! |
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:yourock: TTTT I'll drink :toast: to THAT!!! TTTT PLAY BALL!!! :bounce: :party: :beer: :popcorn:
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Sun Feb-26-06 03:51 AM
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11. Great! When are you running for office? |
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Sun Feb-26-06 05:48 AM
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29. Soon as you sign up as Campaign Manager! |
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Sun Feb-26-06 08:58 AM
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40. A highly skilled propagandist would make the best Campaign Manager. |
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Sun Feb-26-06 09:03 AM
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41. Wyclef did a wonderful song witht that title..it gives me goosebumps |
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If I Was President Lyrics by Wyclef Jean
If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.
If I was president... If I was president
An old man told me, instead of spending billions on the war, we can use some of that money, in the ghetto. I know some so poor, they use the spring as the shower, when screaming "fight the power". That's when the vulture devoured
If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.
If I was president... If I was president... If I was president... If I was president
But the radio won't play this. They call this rebel music. How can you refuse it, children of moses?
If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.
If I was president... If i was president
Tell the children the truth, the truth. Christopher Columbus didn't discover America. Tell them the truth. The truth YEAH! Tell them about Marcus Garvey. The truth YEAH! The truth. Tell them about Martin Luther King. Tell them the truth. The Truth. Tell them about JFK
If I was President
If I was president, I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday, and buried on Sunday.
If I was president... If I was president
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