It's Sven and Ole time!!! It's Sven and Ole time!!!

[SmileyBoy]

Time for a nice 'ol Sven and Ole tale, dontcha know...

Betcha don't see dis one coming:

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.

He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale
over in Nordakota (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non
Scandahoovians out there).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.

Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised.

He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the
cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's
Current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull
her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
didn't yah?"

Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.

Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."

[Richard Steele]

1. It's breeding season for the cows...

...and Sven and Ole are discussing Sven's aging bull.

Sven says, "I think he might be to old to do his job dis year;
he's got no interest in da lady cows no more.
I might have to go buy a new bull for to breed da herd."

Ole replies, "Well, don't give up on him just yet.
My bull is older than yours, and I tought da same ting about him last year.

But da Vet came out and gave me some medicine to give him.
Two teaspoons of dat stuff, and he was trying to knock
down da fence to get to dem lady cows!"

Sven says, "Wow, dat must have been some powerful medicine!
What do ya tink was in dat stuff?"

Ole replies, "I don't rightly know, but
it tasted kinda like licorice."

[XemaSab]

2. It's always Sven and Ole time

:D

[AngryAmish]

3. I love Sven and Ole jokes

Keep this kicked. And nominated.

[xmas74]

4. Keep 'em coming!