He looks fucking constipated, he does:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

x(<-----------------------constipated smilie

That is all.....

:crazy::crazy:

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. Actually I think this one is taking a painful shit

:hurts:

It's a very disturbing smiley.


THIS is my new favorite smiley:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. I'd *fortunately* forgotten the disturbing toilet/shitting smilie

:scared:

[WildEyedLiberal]

8. I have no idea what THAT is an official DU smiley

While this little treasure: is not.

It makes me go x(

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. Yeah, I do that too.

Who the fuck created that disurbing monstrosity???

[ZombieNixon]

2. I like tø cåll thåt øne "scrunchy fåce"

I use him å løt. :D

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Willing to spill on the Norwegian type, ZN?

(Read: How the Fuck did you do that? :D :P)

[ZombieNixon]

7. Here yøu gø:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4806950#4807003

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. Oh, Jeebus.....

Too time consuming for me!

:D :D

I'm just a lazy-ass, I guess...

[ZombieNixon]

13. The åncient Nørwegiån secret is ønly før thøse few whø revere fåther Ødin.

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. Must I make a sacrifice?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

15. Før thøse withøut the pøwer øf the ødyle, the påth is løng ånd hårsh.

Yøu must gø tø Årmågeddøn Islånd, which lies beyønd the Førest øf Møderåte Dånger, før which yøu must tråverse the Hills øf Slight Peril. Gø nøt tø the Plåins øf Perfect Såfety, før they lie in the øther directiøn. Åre yøu up før the tåsk, yøung øne? :silly:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. I sure hope so, Master ZN.

I worship the ground you walk on!

*bows*

:D :P

[ZombieNixon]

18. Gøød. Yøu åre leårning.

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

19. Someday, someday....

I take awhile to train.

:P

[DS1]

4. No, he or she is trying to SWALLOW down a big turd

there's a lot more teeth in the constipation one

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Sorry, DS1----

I should have been more specific.

:crazy:

:P

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

10. You have a valid point there ! I concur.

x( x( x(

[WritingIsMyReligion]

12. Boo-yeah!

J_A concurs with me!

:bounce:

:D

[In_The_Wind]

39. Sure. When you're right, you're right.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. !

:bounce:

[MiniMandaRuth]

17. Hey, my science teacher told us all that if we squeezed our pencils

hard enough, we'd turn them into diamonds.

Yep. That smilie is pretty much a mirror image of some of the stupid people for the rest of that day.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. LOL!

What kind of teachers do you have out there????

:P

[MiniMandaRuth]

23. Hey, I feel sorry for him.

One day, I just spouted something about orgies in class while he was lecturing (We were all chatting about it, so it wasn't a random outburst)....

he just looked at me and shook his head and said 'I don't want to know.'

[WritingIsMyReligion]

24. Wow. Just--Wow.

:rofl::rofl:

[MiniMandaRuth]

28. It's gotten to the point at my school,

where we've put stripper glitter on our social studies teachers head. He's bald. That day, he was sparkly bald.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

29. A teacher of mine told a kid that if he talked about sex one

more time, she'd castrate him.

:D

I miss that woman. She was too fucking funny.

[MiniMandaRuth]

32. LOL.

Our social studies teacher is like that...

"You can go all kill your parents if they voted for the current administration, because they pretty much screwed your future."- Him.

edit: wrong word!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

36. I still see her once a week, though,

(the castrating teacher, I'm talking about ;))

since she gives me extra instruction at the HS 'cause I'm too bloody smart. :P :P

Kidding. But she does keep my mind engaged. ;)

[DS1]

21. Big deal! If you squeeze logic hard enough you can be Secretary of Defense

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. Ain't that the truth. (nt)

[MiniMandaRuth]

26. *Spurt*

LOL!

[bridgit]

30. well, can't you also put logic into a cuisinart and hit 'mince'...

http://www.cuisinart.com :shrug: :rofl:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

31. LOL

:rofl::rofl:

[bridgit]

22. sure, but this guy's dealing with it...

:hurts:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

27. So I see.

:scared:

[bridgit]

33. i know, should have gave a warning 1st...

:scared: :rofl: :hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

34. Indeed you should've.

;)

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

35. Pull my finger

I dare ya

[WritingIsMyReligion]

37. That's crude.

I love it!

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

38. Why dø you håte cønstipåted peøple,

ånd whø tøld yøu tø use sweår wørds øn here? CåliførniåPeggy is å båd influence før yøu. :Smørgåsbrød:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

41. The Norwegian plague appears to be spreading...

:scared:

My mouth is just dir-TAY.....'Taint Peg's fault.

:P