Googlism: What does Google think of you?

[deadparrot]

http://www.googlism.com/

[ZombieNixon]

1. Google doesn't know who I am.

:cry:

[deadparrot]

2. Me neither.

:(

DU is on there, though. :hi:

[ZombieNixon]

5. Øh, shit, I didn't måintåin the Nørwegiån chåråcters in my låst pøst!

Førgive me, Fåther Ødin.

Hey, høw åre yøu? :hi:

[deadparrot]

6. Surviving.

It'll be a shitass week, what with spring break coming up, but I'll get though it. Yourself? :bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Meh...børed.

Which is why I stårted writing in fåux Nørwegiån. :P

[MiniMandaRuth]

3. ....

:cry:

[WhollyHeretic]

4. "****** ****** is the craziest person i have ever met"

Didn't realize my :crazy: was that widely known

[LynzM]

8. Done this before, and it cracks me up....

lynz is donny
lynz is the pimpette
lynz is "on a spaceship" doing the "robot" and mandy is on planet zorg
lynz is the only good thing i have
lynz is a very very strong woman and i know that she will make it through this horrible ordeal
lynz is here?
lynz is a great one to do the writing
lynz is the hottest chick to walk the face of this planet
lynz is not pictured cuz she is taking the photo and wut a great pic it is
lynz is sent to the mat by a flying kick from chris candido

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Google doesn't know enough about me yet!

:cry:

[Ptah]

10. google thinks I was a mob enforcer from Chicago,

sent to Las Vegas.

That was before my time.

[huskerlaw]

11. I apparently am...

a descendant of david muphree (huh? who?)
a speech pathologist who manages inpatient clinical services at a rehab hospital in las vegas (um...nope)
a physician (more like a lawyer, but ok)
a native hamptonian who recently returned to the world of art (yes, my stick figure drawings are quite famous)
rippled (heh, perhaps)
sticky (at times)
lovingly ugly (heeeeey! ok, that one is true)
cosmopolitan (yup, sure, ok)

[bridgit]

12. Googlism for: bridgit

bridgit is a
bridgit is funny
bridgit is funded by
bridgit is extremely proud to have won this tender
bridgit is an an easy
bridgit is fast
bridgit is a senior majoring in hotel/restaurant management
bridgit is collaborating on her wardrobe with babz
bridgit is now under the umbrella of the aashtoware organization
bridgit is a very sweet and loving boxer and pit bull mix who gets along well with other dogs and kids
bridgit is in the wonder woman outfit
bridgit is reflecting the glow of the fire
bridgit is the first balloon derek has piloted which has the mechanism
bridgit is a bridge management
bridgit is currently employed
bridgit is having a cultural identity crisis
bridgit is enthusiastic about the untapped capabilities of gis
bridgit is the patron saint of blacksmiths
bridgit is full of jesus and full of mohammed -two of my favs
bridgit is of special interest because she appears to have undergone a smooth transition from pagan goddess to christian saint
bridgit is our specialist in endermologie
bridgit is a blank page
bridgit is an internet and email training project conducted by the queensland rural women’s network inc
bridgit is more than up for the
bridgit is an accomplished dancer
bridgit is an apta credentialed clinical instructor and works with students from all over the country
bridgit is a docent who teaches visitors about african birds
bridgit is the most beautiful girl in the world
bridgit is worried that the lewis family will no longer be able to provide her baby with the kind of life he deserves
bridgit is also chair of the national registration committee for amta inc
bridgit is wrong
bridgit is a patented alloy which meets all federal requirements for lead free solders mandated by the federal safe drinking water act amendments of
bridgit is the strongest lead
bridgit is identified with the earth herself and with soil fertility
bridgit is australian made & has a radio licence exempt range of 1km
bridgit is fighting off the affection of old flame steve
bridgit is about 65 lbs great looking red
bridgit is my hero
bridgit is a project designed by queensland rural women's network
bridgit is now about to deliver much needed services and is seen as a pilot that other states can adopt and modify for their own needs
bridgit is also seen as the foster mother to jesus
bridgit is what we call in the business an intelligent hottie
bridgit is actually a brunette
bridgit is entering her 4th season at spalding
bridgit is our friendly mascot who regularly visits primary schools
bridgit is driving it
bridgit is here yet or not
bridgit is telling thrasher of her impending trip home to see her family
bridgit is categorized by body part and level of physical demand
bridgit is still held in the highest esteem from pagans and christians
bridgit is being made available to claims examiners via the internet and will assist you in returning injured workers to productive duty
bridgit is a new postal worker
bridgit is here to strip search me and take me back to my cell
bridgit is to promote and demonstrate the concept of teleworking
bridgit is an old friend from rosepetal
bridgit is there
bridgit is now a biology / pre
bridgit is moving her lovely self to singapore
bridgit is obviously heartbroken now nick gone back ahh
bridgit is ireland born children
bridgit is born 1833
bridgit is a library for dos and windows containing 64 functions for opening
bridgit is a static library for dos and a dynamic link library for windows
bridgit is a bridge management system developed jointly by nchrp and national engineering technology corporation
bridgit is actively raising awareness in communities about rural teleworking in order to promote the concept
bridgit is a three year research project aimed at enhancing the uptake of the internet in rural and regional queensland
bridgit is producing some quality roach
bridgit is known in the hearts of the irish
bridgit is my best friend
bridgit is a perfect name asha and do you know how i know?
bridgit is at georgetown
bridgit is a teacher at ascham school
bridgit is shot
bridgit is a typical young country lady
bridgit is dead
bridgit is one of my oldest friends
bridgit is hit by a bullet and falls to the ground
bridgit is available for us$179
bridgit is threefold; there are the three blessed ladies and innumerable triads
bridgit is upgrading her nursing qualifications
bridgit is the protagonist
bridgit is the daughter of roy eugene scruggs and jeannett scruggs
bridgit is undertaking extensive community internet training in queensland
bridgit is safe
bridgit is very interesting
bridgit is still living
bridgit is a meanie don't blame her for holding onto it though
bridgit is identified with the earth herself and with the soil fertility
bridgit is 3
bridgit is so funny
bridgit is held into the fireplace
bridgit is a junior

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Wow! I'm a Marine staff sergeant, with life insurance!

I'm also the purchaser of 3 quarts of whisky. Bottoms up! :D

[djeseru]

22. Cool! You got my weeks supply of whiskey in!

:7

[GOPisEvil]

23. Yep...it's waiting here for you...

Come by anytime and pick it up (or share it with me). :D

[djeseru]

24. Yessir, Staff Sargent, sir.

:patriot:

No, I couldn't drink all that in one sitting - I'd definitely need help! :D

[GOPisEvil]

28. !!

:rofl::rofl:

You, me, Jack...could be a hell of a time...:D

[djeseru]

31. Awww jeez...

...next weekend can't come soon enough! :9

[GOPisEvil]

32. Don't I know it...

:9:9:9

[El Fuego]

14. I am...

...a young filipina mail order bride from philippines in bikini

...brand new to northern angels escorts, in fact brand new to the escort world

...9" tall and a replica of the real thing

...a serious mistress and her premises offers aa private dungeon for all kinds of fetish humiliation

[FuzzySlippers]

15. Doesn't know my real self, but for fuzzy slippers....

fuzzy slippers is not something i can just give away to anyone
fuzzy slippers is suddenly found dead? no one knows
fuzzy slippers is a joke kids
fuzzy slippers is definitely the future
fuzzy slippers is not the thing to do when going into a kennel with rolly
fuzzy slippers is born

:shrug:

[Richard Steele]

16. Apparently, I frickin' ROCK!

richard steele is one of the most respected referees in the history of professional boxing

richard steele is well known in blues circles for his mastery of the country blues genre

richard steele is chief scientist at lingraphicare america

richard steele is thought of as the fountainhead of english prose

richard steele is a local professional illusionist

richard steele is regarded as the best in the business

But this one has me abit worried:
richard steele is unaware that his near fatal heart attack
is intertwined with a biogenetic accident
that occurred 13 months before on the island

It's true, I had no idea!
Hell, I don't even remember having a heart attack. Spooky!

[JanMichael]

17. Nothing although I am on several websites.

Heh. I'm actually easy to find but even Google can't do it with my real name which remains very confidential.

However for JanMichael:

janmichael is really leading the way

[vikegirl]

18. err...

vikegirl is the best (!!!)
vikegirl is very shy (*blushes*)
vikegirl is that you? (err, yes…)
vikegirl is a good and caring person (:loveya:)
vikegirl is fun (hooooyaaaah!)
vikegirl is also certified in nutrition (huh?)
vikegirl is dealing with great changes (that’s for sure)
vikegirl is not shy (I thought I was?)
vikegirl is stunning (why, thank you!)
vikegirl is a certified healing touch practitioner (come, my child, and I shall make all better)
vikegirl is the most featured model in slitz magazine (slitz? WTF is that?!)
vikegirl is in her fifties (errr, some decades off….)
vikegirl is repelled by maudie (sorry, maudie!)
vikegirl is all good but vacuous in the personality department (Hey!!! But I am stunning!)
vikegirl is also unveiling a web (hee hee hee…!!)
vikegirl is not in default of any of the requirements of the legislation except the requirement to file annual financial statements within 140 days (uhh, H&R Block, please?)
vikegirl is a scion of a well (???)
vikegirl is scheduled to speak at kingview mennonite church on Sunday (as an agnostic, I’m stunned (as well as stunning!))
vikegirl is based in London (I wish!)
vikegirl is een alleenstaande moeder met een jong kind (yo hablo ingles...)
vikegirl is er één in den ham gedoopt (see above)
vikegirl is gone and he is all alone (that’s what he gets!)
vikegirl is the friendly voice you hear when calling our office (cue Peter Gabriel: “Hi there!)
vikegirl is the consummate sports and live events fan who really 'gets into the game' (go Vikings--YAY!!!)
vikegirl is getrouwd te slochteren rond 19 mei 1888 (I thought we settled this)
vikegirl is suddenly summoned from germany to join her actor parents nazis (SAY WHAT?!!)
vikegirl is looking forward to moving to italy with her husband (I have a husband?)
vikegirl is the e (no, I am the a)
vikegirl is married to lee Wallace (I guess we’re going to Italy...???)
vikegirl is well aware of the ten percent rule (tithe?)
vikegirl is waging her courageous battle (every day of my life)
vikegirl is working on the translations ( I told you, I speak English!!!)
vikegirl is the (the what?)
vikegirl is adjusting really well (to the fact I’m the *nothing*)
vikegirl is mentioned eighteen times (seems like more than eighteen)
vikegirl is your typical black & white collie (well, I’ve called men dogs, so I better take it if I dish it out…)

[GirlinContempt]

19. Holy crap

aly is the counterpart in mammals of a known nuclear export factor in yeast
aly is recruited to the spliceosome
aly is one of the leading movie theatre construction companies in the country having built 600 screens nationwide
aly is a general contractor licensed in 18 states who primarily builds movie theatres and is considered to be one if not the largest contractor in the country
aly is recruited to the pre
aly is average size for a female but ya never know how big the puppies might be
aly is the lowest of the low
aly is so independent and over
aly is doing
aly is is best known for her small screen role as willow rosenberg
aly is a member of the editorial board of the csu journal of research
aly is a thirty
aly is a board certified pediatrician
aly is on nar shaddaa with boba fett
aly is joined by phil cunningham on accordion
aly is also testing new and old antiseptic agents for the use in soaps in surgical scrub rooms
aly is the main man about the house
aly is recruited to the mrna has remained a mystery
aly is actually exerting effort into her website?
aly is an associate with insight analytics and specialises in the measurement and management of profitability
aly is now feeling the current mood of aly at www
aly is also required for the transcription of certain cell cycle genes
aly is a ubiquitously expressed
aly is short for alyshandra
aly is a one year old border collie/cattledog mix
aly is board certified in plastic surgery and otolaryngology and is a member of the american society of plastic surgery and a fellow of the american
aly is with alexis
aly is homologous to a worm gene
aly is board
aly is an assistant professor in surgery
aly is held is such high regard and
aly is getting me some
aly is acknowledged as the finest traditional fiddler of his generation
aly is a member of the society of petroleum engineers
aly is her own biggest critic
aly is critical of important aspects of the book
aly is a certified public accountant in kentucky and indiana
aly is beyond comparison
aly is truly a great actress and has a great future ahead of her
aly is a very grown up 7 year old and bunny a cheeky charmer at 5
aly is
aly is funny
aly is an f3 british columbian timberwolf / malamute cross
aly is one of the industry's most prominent
aly is the junior student member and cannot vote this year
aly is getting better all of the time
aly is proud of being australian
aly is pictured here
aly is gone 07
aly is slated to attend the premiere of american outlaws at the mann village theater in westwood at 7 pm on tuesday
aly is receiving a treatment designed to control levels of a body chemical called ige
aly is beginning his new life as a hunter and pat is pleased to say that he is calm
aly is sitting right at my side
aly is m otion of the hetg hinge axis
aly is regarded as scotland's supreme traditional
aly is also a former university of texas cheerleader
aly is resident for the week and will be offering one to one as well as sharing her skills with us collectively where we'll have a chance to learn and enjoy
aly is great to deal with
aly is a prodigy
aly is determined to keep madelaine from nick and to help jez
aly is from south carolina and this is her first year as a ra she loves heavy metal music and has an older brother at clemson
aly is concerned about "a clear imbalance in nuclear power relations
aly is from chayanne's home
aly is a senior in journalism and can be reached for comment at aly
aly is recruited to different mrnas during splicing and is then shuttled from the nucleus to the cytoplasm
aly is successful
aly is a 2001 gray filly imported from hereford
aly is a best of breed winner
aly is sired by our ch kings quoit of revelmere and her dam is ch alcyndon bellatrix cd owned by judy luce who was her
aly is an artist
aly is board certified in pediatrics by the american board of pediatrics and holds a certificate of additional qualifications in neonatal
aly is partially shown in the foreground
aly is loud
aly is 500
aly is responsible for fundamental research at pcj and is the junior trader
aly is afgelopen donderdag weer naar nl teruggevlogen en prompt werd ik de nacht erna beroofd van m'n contante geld wat ik op dat moment had
aly is responsible for educating
aly is one our top crews
aly is one of the finest fiddlers anywhere
aly is a nurse
aly is a rare breed
aly is no angel
aly is featured a few times
aly is a master doundoun player from guinea
aly is on the cover of the new fhm magazine
aly is wearing a lavender/purple top and skirt
aly is dating alexis in real life
aly is the best known shetland fiddler
aly is very important because they know what it takes to compete in the lone star
aly is a dedicated engineer committed to the profession and maintains professional memberships with the association of professional engineers &

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Wow, these are all incredibly accurate...

jonathan is a hot tramp
jonathan is a hunk
jonathan is a dork
jonathan is worried
jonathan is a christian organization
jonathan is a little brother autism autistic siblings
jonathan is
jonathan is scottsdale's
jonathan is concentrating in finance
jonathan is a 37
jonathan is using my
jonathan is key speaker in crime debate
jonathan is an unrepentant homosexural
jonathan is ready to shoot from the point on a power play
jonathan is an object request broker
jonathan is a distributed object platform
jonathan is a brilliant eclectic musician with a wide range of styles spanning folk ballads
jonathan is a little brother
jonathan is in his fourth year of solitary confinement
jonathan is the current "joseph" through which our nation is being tested
jonathan is led on a quixotic search across a
jonathan is musical director of two large adult choruses
jonathan is also known around the labs as 'the cleaner' as he throws his hands into many projects and cleans up other people's messes
jonathan is now a registered keynote speaker at the nightingale
jonathan is employed by an independent transport charity called the rac foundation
jonathan is stupid
jonathan is a teenage boy who lives with his dad
jonathan is cast in the radio 4 presentation of the weather in the streets
jonathan is an incredible communicator
jonathan is a healthy 7lbs 3oz and 19" long
jonathan is back at the world famous magic castle
jonathan is a graduate of columbia university who received his master's degree at the mit media lab
jonathan is 20
jonathan is at home playing a wide variety of venues
jonathan is such a handfull
jonathan is in a new movie called "the right steps"
jonathan is the senior partner in blm's leeds office with particular areas of specialism in local authority work and acting for defendents
jonathan is heavily involved in supporting community projects
jonathan is an important contribution to the usually neglected human story behind the war of independence
jonathan is the only candidate running for governor who supports a single payer health care system offering total coverage and total choice for all
jonathan is in a position to represent those charged with all types of crimes
jonathan is originally from laurinburg
jonathan is working on the thoughtcafe replacement website
jonathan is a co
jonathan is called ?" find out in the from the web series click for full size
jonathan is a student in london who spends most of his time
jonathan is the middlest of three brothers
jonathan is a young boy who has a form of muscular dystrophy called spinal muscular atrophy
jonathan is the creator of quicktimers
jonathan is new kid on the blocks
jonathan is a working journalist and doesn't have time to read long articles on the site
jonathan is now officially employed by maf usa
jonathan is a tree he can climb
jonathan is male
jonathan is co
jonathan is also a founder member of the uk coloured pencil society
jonathan is very artistic and draws elaborate robot men
jonathan is a fine actor in his own
jonathan is the bass player for spank wizard
jonathan is on a jury in nelson co
jonathan is a fairly quiet man
jonathan is 20 years old
jonathan is responsible for overall technology direction
jonathan is available by appointment
jonathan is a trained and licensed auctioneer and founder of wisconsin's only beneficial auction service
jonathan is an investment that pays for itself
jonathan is currently the lead pastor of crossroads church in odenton
jonathan is the relative new comer to barbershop
jonathan is taking a break from writing the daily predictions this week
jonathan is a graduate of the barbara brennan school of healing
jonathan is the sweetest and sexiest boy in the whole world
jonathan is an athletic 6
jonathan is currently working on a sequel to the cockroach war
jonathan is this
jonathan is the boss
jonathan is crazy about mr
jonathan is that you?
jonathan is that he write according to his muse
jonathan is a successful entrepreneur currently disguised as a doctoral
jonathan is a staff writer for o'reilly & associates
jonathan is an investment advisory representative
jonathan is nevertheless held at armÕs length by sara and her preoccupation with fate
jonathan is enjoying new challenges and as well as traveling to his favorite spots in africa
jonathan is the president and co
jonathan is a past recipient of the silver and bronze sales achievement awards from the commercial real estate council
jonathan is also the book review editor for the journal child and family social work
jonathan is now an old man of 10 with over $8000 in stocks from the sale of his works
jonathan is a frequent speaker at both local and international seminars and conferences such as object world
jonathan is even asked for autographs
jonathan is one of the world's leading polar photographers and expeditioners
jonathan is tangled in a love triange
jonathan is not a swot
jonathan is finally believing what i?ve told him all along
jonathan is currently working on a series of procedural videos on topics like "external wiring for pacemakers" and "how to tap knee fluid" which the site will
jonathan is a manager at the cbi and is responsible for a number of research projects related to the valuation of intangibles
jonathan is twenty
jonathan is that brilliant
jonathan is that brilliant
jonathan is leaving

[djeseru]

21. Oh sh*t! I'm crushed!!!

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about djeseru yet

:cry:

[ikojo]

25. Google doesn't know enough about me

but they sure do know *

george w bush is the antichrist
george w bush is a poopy
george w bush is my bud THIS IS SO NOT TRUE!!
george w bush is a bleeding heart liberal If Bush is liberal then we are in real trouble.
george w bush is also eager to build
george w bush is
george w bush is my hero
george w bush is full of
george w bush is an android
george w bush is doing almost nothing to support israel

[buddhamama]

26. it doesn't

google doesn't have enough information on me to "know" me; which is fine with me.

[supernova]

27. This is hysterical!

:D

I'm such a busy woman! :D What between my budding music career and my many business and art projects...


denice is certified as a pediatric nurse practitioner
denice is a demonstrating artist at the festival of the american west
denice is an outstanding example of a person literally advancing through the ranks
denice is a native of southern california
denice is definitely more folk
denice is an executive producer helming the remake of her husband's original "gone in 60 seconds
denice is the administrative assistant to the chairman
denice is currently the technical director for eye professional services at california pacific medical center in san francisco
denice is right
denice is an ardent gardener
denice is the newcomer to the music biz
denice is the former chair of the wyoming commission for women and while compiling information on retirement planning
denice is an excellent speaker and teacher
denice is a project leader for two major projects
denice is the sister of vq's prez
denice is a great cook
denice is even het bed uitgestapt
denice is now able to share the knowledge and experience she gained from working for companies such as
denice is his only salvation
denice is the star of full moon pictures' subspecies series
denice is 14 and an honor student and very active in tap
denice is 3 years older than i
denice is watching how doctor zhu writes his prescription
denice is currently on the teaching staff of the department of community services for charles county
denice is a doctoral student in media studies at the university of colorado at boulder
denice is concerned
denice is treasurer
denice is just fine
denice is wanting her page changed from horses
denice is always just a phone call away
denice is talking with her students about where to go for the national day
denice is describing a caucus conference to go along with this listserv
denice is the secretary of correspondence and promotions
denice is a destination specialist for europe and the caribbean
denice is a graduate of northwestern university with a bs in experimental psychology
denice is responsible for coordinating the
denice is a mexican national living in mexico who speaks english
denice is also working to automate internal lending record
denice is carrying our 2nd child
denice is sitting with kathleen's daughter zoe
denice is always in charge
denice is a native of chesterfield
denice is a regular at local venues such as anderson fair and the mucky duck
denice is also responsible for the overall maintenance and up
denice is a musician and grew up in southern california playing the piano
denice is one of three honorary chairs for the upcoming isanti county relay for life
denice is my daughter
denice is now thirty nine and has spent over half her life as a professional medium
denice is also a scholar
denice is the realtor you should call
denice is also a passionate environmentalist who was voted westampton
denice is still awaiting information from the illini union regarding prices of luncheons for next year
denice is d
denice is an earnest
denice is a fine addition to any spunky young pop group
denice is married to scott stewart
denice is also working on the remake of toby halicki's "the junkman" and "deadline auto
denice is one of the executive producers on the remake of the original cult classic "gone in 60 seconds
denice is the familiar with anl and the vetting requirement for the anl community
denice is an honor roll student who has numerous achievements to her credit
denice is the only person i love and i'll ever need to
denice is back
denice is
denice is to speak to it dept about putting a law society page on the school website
denice is an audit partner in the firm of osburn
denice is now the artistic director of the nashville shakespeare festival
denice is a cheerleader at her school and also plays volleyball
denice is a standout performer and she's always been that way
denice is a sexpert
denice is waiting to solve your sexual problems
denice is pretty cool too
denice is currently working on her first solo project to be released later this year
denice is willing to begin work on any projects or duties needed for the enhancement member
denice is a telepath
denice is a struggling art student and poseur
denice is quite a woman
denice is #435
denice is also on eric's new one
denice is a recent graduate of metro business college in jefferson city
denice is the new elder for women's ministries at fpc
denice is the little mermaid
denice is inside
denice is a cat lover and has two four
denice is a member of the international institute of municipal clerks
denice is gone and moving on with other projects
denice is such a good actress
denice is from houston
denice is an amazing trader
denice is just trying to stay warm

[northzax]

29. i wish they had the links

since the first response was actually me. (The second wasn't) and I can't find it anywhere. strange.

[miss_american_pie]

30. Oh that's funny

jennifer is missing
jennifer is a recent graduate of millersville university from
jennifer is "personal" says frank cassell
jennifer is missing review from gamepage
jennifer is missing solution
jennifer is a dork
jennifer is good
jennifer is dead
jennifer is currenty #1 most viewed profile
jennifer is born
jennifer is 16
jennifer is
jennifer is beautiful but you might
jennifer is getting bike riding
jennifer is born in bangkok
jennifer is getting
jennifer is a petite asian hottie
jennifer is getting bike riding lessons
jennifer is christened
jennifer is grateful to disraeli
jennifer is poting tol papr on the chey
jennifer is missing tivola
jennifer is right
jennifer is "personal" says frank cassell
jennifer is seriously ill
jennifer is 33 years old and single
jennifer is missing ages 8
jennifer is a dork morph
jennifer is dead inspiration slipping away
jennifer is currenty #1 most viewed profile posted by twigman on august 23
jennifer is oregon's most famous
jennifer is a beautiful lady
jennifer is dead 3 etlbud jennifer lives
jennifer is back from shanghai
jennifer is back from
jennifer is beautiful but you might consider eating a steak

[DawgHouse]

33. I'm a sixth grader whose life is about to be turned upside down!