Peter Frank
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Mon Feb-27-06 01:20 AM
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| Original Jokes & Anecdotes... |
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Edited on Mon Feb-27-06 01:21 AM by Peter Frank
How 'bout we post some humor and/or interesting little stories of our own.
Here's something I came up with a while back:
Q Hey Pete, I heard that you that you got divorced and subscribed to the New York Times -- why?
A The Times only costs $2.50 an issue. ...ba-dum-bump
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Mon Feb-27-06 01:34 AM
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| 1. My ten year old nephew told me he wanted to be a garbage man |
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When I asked him why, he said, "Cause you only have to work once a week."
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Mon Feb-27-06 01:40 AM
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Mon Feb-27-06 01:43 AM
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| 3. Before I married Call Me Wesley, |
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his four-year-old goddaughter asked me, "When you two get married, will your kittens be American or Swiss?" :eyes:
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Mon Feb-27-06 03:22 AM
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| 4. What was your answer?... n/t |
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Mon Feb-27-06 04:34 AM
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| 6. "Kittens are citizens of the world." |
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Mon Feb-27-06 05:12 AM
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| 10. Appropriately slippery, yet succint... |
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Mon Feb-27-06 04:33 AM
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| 5. Wetzelbill just stapled his thumb. He says... |
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"It effing hurt! I think it hit the bone a little bit. When I pulled it out it was pretty deep. I feel stupid as hell now. It wasn't working so I was fixing it and when I got it unjammed and closed the thing, I stapled it right in my thumb. Pretty smart of me. Damn, it stung bad for a while there. I didn't think it would hurt like that. It's swollen now, but doesn't feel too bad. I have a pretty high threshold for pain, but damn, I don't need to be stupid enough to bring it on myself."
Could he share this with me??? No! He had to start his own friggin' thread about it.
OK Wetzelbill -- this is war. I've been ignored long enough! The next time I provide a forum for anecdotes and you post elsewhere, be prepared for me to visit upon you you an incredible onslaught of feigned indifference.
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Mon Feb-27-06 04:46 AM
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| 7. I guess I'll have to come up with another story then |
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Mon Feb-27-06 05:10 AM
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Mon Feb-27-06 04:59 AM
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| 8. Driving in a car with my three-year-old niece in early spring..... |
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I commented on a sensational field of blooming mustard. A few miles later we passed a field of wild radish, also in bloom, when she yelled out "Mayonnaise!", with a smug look on her face.
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Mon Feb-27-06 05:22 AM
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She wouldn't have been so smug had she known that mayonnaise is an emulsion basically consisting of oil, water, and egg whipped onto an unnatural suspension.
Kids...
By the way -- Can I get the blooming mustard at Outback?
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